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[corvid-bird]

Hello tumblr.com

I am corvid. You can call me crow, corvid, raven, bird, harpy, or that one dude that eats spines. I do art and talk about stuff. I am here to have fun.

[corvid-bird]

Idk I just wanna green

[drangel76]

love or hate flowery you cannot deny his impact on the vocal stimming community. his jarona

[drangel76]

everyone has replied to this with a completely different voice clip

[drangel76]

special mention to everyone ive seen quoting that one floradinn "and i been liiiiiiickin it"

[talon-dragonbeast]

i swear people freak out about the tamest shit ever

"they identify as animals" thats nice, sharon

"no but they actually think they are animals" theres a war going on, sharon

"like they wear masks and run around in all fours and even bark at people" sharon the war

[fox-guardian]

I still think rocky is a classic tumblr sexyman.

funky lil non-human who has charmed the world

fanmade human version (hot)

shipped heavily with other male character despite having an existing spouse

grace is not the sexyman of this movie, it's rocky 100%

[mousetail101]

New Reblog Game:

I throw a freaking rock at you what do you do.

@nehelenia-scythe @sentientcitrus @jamwam0

No pressure. I just think it'd be funny if people actually responded to this !! I have a sense of humor that is amusing to me and me only but that's okay because I can throw rocks at people !!

[niktokof]

I'm gonna see you throwing a rock and be like in slo mo extremely dramatic "NOOOOO" and jump so there's a small chance it doesn't hit me. i die anyway because i wore shoes that increase my jump height by one million times and so i fly into space..

@beatrixie12 @fated-fucked-future @fishthebassistrawrxd @weedleysnumberonefan @bacone-official @transmasc-offical + open tags

[bacone-official]

try to catch it ig, will most likely miss and get hit in the head

(Throwing with love at you lot)

@dying-pen-offical @drumsticks-offical @radioactive-bread-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @playlist-offical @teapotsoffcialyup @light-offical @7-eleven-offical @costco-offical @macandcheese-offical @satan-offical @unsatan-offical @laciffo-repip-ylno-dna-eno-eht @laciffo-3oa-ton-yletinifed @definitely-ao3-offical @coffee--spill @coffee-shop-offical @skyan-official @cranberry-branflakes @chartreuse-official

[dying-pen-offical]

Stand completely still, duck my head slightly, avoid even looking at it, and hope the rock misses! ^^

@sacabambaspis-offical @ashelf66 @confused-cookie-blog + anyone else who wants to get hit by a rock! :D

[confused-cookie-blog]

I either don't notice it until it hits me or I manage to dodge

@obsesseddemonlord-offical @knickknat @root-beer-offical @pepsi-offical @fanta-offical @pepsi-max-offical + open tags

[pepsi-max-offical]

Id say "WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!!"

@cherry-coke-offical @inkanddragons @m3talgir1 @yellow-solo-cup-offical @gus-offical

[inkanddragons]

I’d just look at you weird, maybe hold the place you hit if it hurts much

@becareful-tm @l3m0ngal5 @mira-marbles

[mira-marbles]

hiss and scuttle away

@greenbunny7 @cameforstuff @in-echoes-forever

[greenbunny7]

Ow

@pickledoesthetumbling @thenoellebird @cameforstuff @chaseerr0rcode @bren-the-chicken @aroace-get-out-of-my-face @empressofsamoyeds @localcelestialcreature62 @reginald-fillibus

[pickledoesthetumbling]

why would you do this to me. meanie

@blinday @girl-on-the-subway @oriondrawsstuff @glacierruler @v3ronicasawyer @natalies-ghost @likely-confused @gillybeanns

[gillybeanns]

throw one back at you and then cry

@sunbreezi @coffee-n-sleep (i aint got many moots to tag... if you couldn't tell lol)

[coffee-n-sleep]

hey I do this to ppl in their inboxes on a regular basis!!!!! ROCK ATTACK

@rainbowangel110 @a-concert-just-for-me @hecateisalesbian @existencebringsonlypain @bloodied-dagger @justarandomart @ranaeley @obsessedsometimes @likely-confused

[existencebringsonlypain]

i flinch wildly but not in a way that would actually prevent the rock from hitting me

anyone may join!!

[afluffymugcake]

yeah same here, except there will probably be an "ah!" And a small chance I might not even react at all(has happened. I have a long history of objects being thrown right at my face and my brain not responding).

@corvid-bird as well as anyone else :3

[corvid-bird]

I have a long history of most solid objects that are thrown at me hitting me in the eye lol

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 3

Simon (Iron Lung)

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)

Voting ended onJul 6

[kyri45]

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK DO I PAY (drawing comics) YOU FOR???/silly

[nightowl1556]

Varibakudeku coded

[nightowl1556]

I wish I was an artist/animator so that I can make cute animation memes of these two grrrr >:(

[corvid-bird]

They're reviewing deku's support gear ideas

[dinomoder]

This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.

[gay-mooshrooms]

[heathertrash10-blog]

Reblog if

It’s 104% okay to come to your DM and just say, “Hi, can we be friends?” And then start asking you random questions.

[ultraviolentangel-deactivated20]

Just because you did something wrong in the past doesn’t mean you can’t advocate against it now. It doesn’t make you a hypocrite. You just grew. Don’t let people use your past to invalidate your current mindset.

[ravenobviously]

Bruh. This needs to be a mandatory post on everybody’s blog. Y'all really be pullin out decade old receipts like woah.

[emmaubler]

Either you want people to grow and change or you want people to stay evil villains soyou can feel superior as you shame them.

[peachyypawzz]

Katie’s finally getting involved let’s fucking go

[pastelflamingo]

The Pretties woman you've ever seen and her sopping wet cat

[revg22]

BLESSED BELLS

this took me so damn long and the result is okay at best

[jupp4x]

They r so crazyyyy I hate them

[snoopyjackets]

my wonderful butch son tomate whom i love so dearly