i post stuff here

[corvid-trading-co]

hey uh beings

welcome to my blog

i am they/them and identify as a crow

random thoughts will be posted here

have fun

[corvid-trading-co]

this IS my circus and these ARE my monkeys. no i didn't steal them from that really popular sideshow over there what are you talking about?????

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i feel like more people should make counterpart fakemon based off of their favorite ships

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my magical staff (Erebus, he/him) and the plumbing and general building spirit that lives in my cellar (Sam, he/him) are dating each other

[corvid-trading-co]

someone should tell dan povenmire that doof lost the tumblr sexyman contest

or at least that he was in it

[acegender]

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

[corvid-trading-co]

autisctic snarky heavily-complicated slightfluid crowcore

[corvid-trading-co]

i am also playing deltarune, like all you cool people.

please acknowledge me

[corvid-trading-co]

haha funny how they keep putting the stupid dorito in the disney shorts even though nothing has happened with that fandom-

it's foreshadowing, isn't it.

[corvid-trading-co]

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wait i accidentally made a topical post! Doofenshmirtz after losing the tumblr sexyman contest:

@adhdoofenshmirtz feel free to reblog this

[corvid-trading-co]

[chio-chan2]

I wish I had the power to make the Phineas and Ferb tag trend again

[chio-chan2]

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

No no I’m pretty sure a mysterious force controls it

[phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts]

👀

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

This post must be reblogged by everyone

@charlesoberonn

[corvid-trading-co]

i think there should be more crows in the world.

[superdaisypowerhour]

"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

[lyricwritesprose]

My kids once expressed a plan to me that involved a time machine, Andrew Jackson, and a hickory walking stick containing a bomb. What it lacked in practicality, it made up for in understanding the history lesson I had just given them (having at that point thrown the school's weak-ass mid-lockdown lesson plan across the room and engaged in a furious rant about the real stuff). The more you look at history, the more you start thinking you're gonna need a bigger time machine.

[corvid-trading-co]

yeah... we're gonna need a bigger time machine

[komakesthings]

I've slowly been chipping away at drawing scenes from that imaginary Muppet retelling of the Princess Bride, figured it was about time to share what I've drawn on Tumblr!

[corvid-trading-co]

this is fire, where's that post about how muppet remakes are better

[ladyshinga]

OceanGate tried to scrub the internet clean of traces that it ever existed, taking down its Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn pages

OceanGate, the deep-sea exploration company that created the Titan submersible, has removed its Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn a

poor things, well we should definitely make this easier on them by never repeatedly mentioning their name and deeds on the "reblog things forever" website

[creekfiend]

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!

[corvid-trading-co]

this should be on a shirt

[sattickate]

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.