cryptid mentality

|| they/them || 20 || if you want a consistent topic on this blog you're gonna have to kill me

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[gamergirlsex-deactivated2025012]

I'm just like all normal girls in their 20s i need lots of plushies and insane gay sex

[melonflavored]

This bong. its supposed to be hello kitty but it looks like a fuking Pikmin creature. i really, really love it.

[pothosrays]

crow 396

[real-horse-facts]

everything is a horse if you are wrong about what things are

[pothosrays]

deteriorating. or something

[ouroborosmotifs]

how am i supposed to relax when there are things

[colourbombe]

by Kate Jarvik Birch @ Instagram

[ebayfantasyfigurines2]

Jim Shore Heartwood Creek “KITTY IN A WITCH HAT” 2006 Figurine 4006135 45544085595 | eBay

[spellinwaiting]

tumblr giveaway!

reblog this post for your chance to be KIDNAPPED by the BIRD KING!

rules:

only reblogs count

no giveaway blogs

you dont have to be following me

the BIRD KING has not given me the full details on what he plans to do with the person he kidnaps

from what i know, i believe he plans to make you his BIRD QUEEN

or possibly BIRD KING-CONSORT or if you prefer gender-neutral terms then just BIRD CONSORT. it does not matter. the BIRD KING is PANSEXUAL

the giveaway will end WHEN THE BIRD KING DEMANDS IT

leave your inbox open, ill contact the winner on where and when they will be KIDNAPPED by the BIRD KING

good luck!

[why-am-i-breathing-deactivated2]

[transgenderization]

i visited the homo sex faggot transexual boygirl sex club and nobody there knew you. btw

[marbirds]

socratic seminar [ID in alt]

[weirdmageddon]

still gotta be one of the best findings ever from that watch for rolling rocks half an A press guy

“This is a transcript of a video that was uploaded to YouTube on April 28th, 2017 from pannenkoek2012. It was taken down less than ten minutes after it was posted, but not before a script I run to keep track of YouTube channels downloaded it.”

there’s so much to take in here

translation: “i discovered a flaw in the fundamental foundation of modern mathematics trying to a do a zero A-press super mario 64 run”

translation: “using language designed for communication with aliens using the help of professor ollingren from leiden university i emotionally manipulated an artificial intelligence to convince it to move the seesaw platform in bowser in the fire sea in return for two weeks of uninterrupted run time”

[adz]

what if rothko had just put a goblin in one of his paintings. people wouldve gone apeshit. huge missed opportunity

[adz]

can you imagine

[valtsv]

cakes for when you die and get brought back but there's something wrong with you and everyone can tell

[oneheadtoanother]