Boss Michaela

Approaching 30. Mix of fandom stuff, memes and birds most likely. Always here for Fury Road and Black Sails.

[herpsandbirds]

"Mango" the baby Toco Toucan (Ramphastos toco), family Ramphastidae, order Piciformes, found in central and parts of northern South America

photograph via: Naples Zoo at Caribbean Gardens

[tricky-pockets]

There was a character in a book I read once who was described as "handsomely fat" and that phrase is stuck in my brain forever. The author really was like "no shut up, they're charismatic, they're good-looking, they're handsomely fat. not just handsome AND fat; them being fat is directly contributing to their good looks. you agree." and they were RIGHT

[mona-ex-machina]

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

[sunshiny-rants]

hey girl, you’re not depressed, you just haven’t watched Mamma Mia! (2008) in a while

[hustlerose]

(first time doing praise kink) you are Useful

[butch-ramblings]

pussy understander so they call me cliterate

[userilyarozanov]

I love you. Good job. I love you. ILYA ROZANOV HEATED RIVALRY (2025 - ) ▸1x03, hunter

[strawberry-kiwi-extravaganza-de]

[anachronisticfairytales]

The Unicorn Defends Itself (detail), from the Unicorn Tapestries, 1495–1505

[modern-tina-denmark]

Sergio meme for the masses

(the masses = @thatsnailonaleaf )

[lichfucker]

[image description: Sergio from Spies Are Forever looking panicked, overlaid with a text post that says, "guy who clutches his chest and says 'GOOD LORD' in sincere terror when he finds out the blueberry sale ended and they're full price again." end id]

[madmonksandmaenads]

I wish I could make white people(and not just white Americans) understand how diverse the pre-columbian Americas were. The history, religion, culture, politics was at least as complex as Europe's. There was the full gamut of religions, from monotheists to animists to ancestral religions. There were city building empires, village farmers, nomadic traders, and so many other ways to live. This is all just based on what we know, the fragments left behind and the stories of survivors of an apocalyptic plague. All this before the most extended campaign of genocide in history was waged in an attempt to wipe out those survivors.

Over 500 years spent trying to cut down a whole trunk of human culture.

Do you understand how much poorer our whole species is because of it? Can you imagine where art, religion, and science would be if we still had these vast bodies of knowledge? The stain of the colonial project will never be fully washed clean. We owe more than just the land to those we stole from. We owe them a whole future, a future that could have been brighter for all of us. If only greed and fear weren't allowed to rule this land.

[bpetbirds]

Waxwings ✨

Prints

[mystery-incorporated-whore]

one of these days im going to make a tier list of all the scooby doo side characters based on how good the pun in their name is but it literally doesnt matter because i already know who number 1 is

you are never going to guess what kind of dwelling he is the proprietor of

[utopians]

Why do the servants not simply rise up and execute the Bridgertons

[byjove]

It would be kind of fun to have a medical dramamedy show where people (patients and people in the medical field) could submit their craziest experiences with the medical system and those plotlines and patient stories could be dramatized and woven into a cohesive narrative with any additional profits from the show going to pay off medical debt.

[byjove]

Plotline A: Patient is suffering from a near fatal case of hypothermia after passing out in the snow drunk and laying there all night until his 13 year old nephew discovered him in the morning, said 13 year old managed to transport his druncle to the hospital on a snowmobile but the rest of the family cannot make it there due to road conditions.

Plotline B: A live rat fell through the ceiling halfway through an emergency appendectomy, causing the surgeon to startle and rupture the patient’s appendix. Infectious disease is very interested in the situation due to the risk of zoonotic infection. The hospital’s legal department is also very interested in the situation.

[foxglovedforest]

Hey OP what happened to you

[byjove]

I’ve been chronically ill since the age of 14 and I enjoy eavesdropping

[maulscrafts]

^ embroidered a net onto the front pocket of these overalls

^ shrimp in there

[hagiomoto]

Daily reminder to Americans on this website that American war on Iran is bad because Iranians are getting killed not because you can no longer afford going to the movies in the weekends or refill your car 😒

[hagiomoto]

Y'know what, this reminder also includes non-Americans. Let's watch our words and keep the victims of American aggressions in our heart always

[afurioushawk]

Euros over here for the World Cup discovering we were right about this

[archaeocoyote]