A thing. A dark, twisted, fucked up thing.

-28-Spooky-Pansexual-Stoner-Gamer Girl whom loves Bats,Cats, Gore and Corgi Butts. I just have a bad tendency to fuck up nice things. like your heart and soul. *if you are under 18 Gtfo my page please*

[zegalba]

Orchid Mantis

[memewhore]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL

[peripetyy]

Plotting, scheming, etc.

[blueandbluer]

I am weeping 😂🤣😂🤣

[lostinhistory]

Chaos baby

[ancientson]

Fuck fight for 15. $15/hr was a goal from ten+ years ago. Fight for $25 at least. And that's not an exaggeration or a joke. We need a living wage, and $25 is the minimum that that can be. In some places it needs to be higher. I also don't think rent caps are unreasonable.

[sharkcloset]

y’all should know to keep up with the cost of living, minimum wage should be at least $33/hr.

and that was the calculation back in 2019. it’s definitely higher now. don’t low-ball. demand more pay

[bogleech]

Its so funny people think this will hurt the economy by costing businesses more but currently almost EVERYONE who works for a living has to buy the cheapest possible food or go without basic services, car repairs and new clothes for months or years. The more you pay workers, the more money they can circulate back into business. If you're still worried, take the eternal tax breaks away from billionaires and give them to smaller business owners, no pointless subsidies or bailouts or welfare to big brands ever again. Shit like Walmart and Microsoft are handed billions a year of government money that could instead boost independent business everywhere in the country.

[elfwreck]

I want Sanders' "BEZOS Act" to get passed - if you're a large company and your employees are on gov't assistance, the gov't bills you for what they spent on them. Employees with full-time jobs should not need food stamps.

Minimum wage would be $26 an hour if it had grown in line with productivity

The gap between what average U.S. workers produce and what they earn has grown ever wider. That's a problem.

"The federal minimum wage in the U.S. has remained glued at $7.25 an hour for the last 12 years, the longest stretch without a boost since it was first adopted in 1938."

Minimum wage should not be a scrape-by-almost-starve wage. It should be a live-frugally, save-a-bit, still get a vacation once a year, and slowly work toward buying a house.

You should be able to go to school full-time on a part-time min-wage job. People could in the 60s and 70s.

[memeuplift]

[pocketskittles]

Perfect cause I used up all my hotspot data til it renews in 5 days

[anxietyproblem]

[lesbianrustcohle]

if i were a zookeeper my intrusive thoughts would be wild

[lesbianrustcohle]

brain: slap that penguin. right across his little blubbery tummy. it’ll jiggle.

me: no??? that’s mean???

brain: polar bear, then

me: no

[lesbianrustcohle]

brain: the lions just got fed raw meat

me: yes?

brain: steal it and eat it in front of them

me: …

[lesbianrustcohle]

rowan i want you to know that this is the best possible reply i could have received

[pro-survivors]

I work with animals and this is true for me. No, I cannot eat sea stars out the touch tank no matter HOW good you think the cronch will be, brain. 

[budgiekazoo]

sometimes you wonder what was going through the head of the first human to eat something really weird and then you see this post and stop wondering

[thenerdbeast-deactivated2018070]

@harinezumiko

[harinezumiko]

This 100% was me at the zoo. Don’t touch Melon, he’s mean. Okay, but I have to touch Bob to make him get his stupid emu head out of my shirt, so what if I also touch Melon until he likes it? Sephiroth is angery because he has one wing and sometimes attacks people? I want to pet him also. Also he won’t get off the rock I have to clean anyway, surely a little pets on the good side will be fine. Martha and Stewart are assholes that tag-team while the pond is filling? I bet I could CUDDLE THEM. The female deer will excitedly nuzzle you in the stomach for feeding them. This is fine, because they don’t have antlers. The male deer is locked up while we’re putting out food because he will gouge you to death with his little nubby asymmetrical horns, because he thinks the females are doing it. The entire monkey enclosure will eat your fingers for a single fruit loop. They also have the smallest arms and can reach through holes they’ve made in the tarp on the gate to their enclosure. Do not hold hands with the monkeys. (2nd gen old man monkey will also pee on the keepers that don’t give him fruit loops. He is a jerk.) The rehabilitated bear that still sits like she’s on a couch because she did that when she was living in a crack house? Yes, she looks chill. Yes, she looks The Softest. No, do not pet her back through the fence. No, do not go into the corridor and try to offer treats for pets. Big Mac does not know he will break your ribs, but YOU know he will break your ribs. Do not enter Big Mac’s enclosure no matter how much he chuffs and displays his belly and rubs on the cage and looks sad. Yes, he genuinely wants pets. Yes, Pinkie is deliberately getting pets where he can see it as a sign of dominance even though she’s a housecat and he could eat her in approximately one bite. The turtle is mean. Period. He is an old man and he does not like you. He does not like the parrot getting fries and he does not like that he is in a kiddie pool to warm up because his enclosure lost power, and he does not like you behind him preparing food for the owls and raptors. Petting him will not help this. He will rock back and forth and mean mug you forever because he is a grumpy old man. All of the rabbits need more handling on principle. They don’t know you and they are very distressed that you’re taking their poop away. They can learn, a little, kind of. The guinea pig is insane and will not learn. Do not pet the guinea pig.

[lesbianrustcohle]

this post is gathering some highly blessed zoo stories i love it! thank you

[blueelectricangels]

as biologist, can confirm

brain: that frog is very small me: well spotted, brain brain: put smol frog in mouth me: no!

brain: that lynx…looks so fluffy… me: it does brain: we should pet it. me: it’s awake and angry so no.

brain: baaaaby bunny. me: yup. brain: baby bunny goes in pocket me: nooo it doesn’t.

[sixpenceee]

Hi guys! I know I keep posting corona virus content, but only because I really need you to understand how important it is to 👏stay👏 the 👏fuck 👏home!

[krystalreverb]

STAY THE FUCK HOME

[nala-senpai]

I’m a nurse. It is so frustrating to see people out and enjoying their time on the beach and whatnot, when I want to stay home. I dont want this. I see first hand what it does. Please. Stay home. Protect us because we cant protect ourselves by staying home.

[mysticallymanic-deactivated2025]

I work at a hospital and I stay home due to the fact I assume I’ve been exposed. If I can help it I have my groceries delivered to my house. I haven’t seen family or friends in a while. I miss them. I really miss my fiancé. Please stay home and quarantine.

[nyx-aphroditus]

Boosting this for the people who wont listen.

Stay

The

Fuck

Home.

[halibellecter]

Please.

[actualanxiousswampwitch-deactiv]

STAY THE FUCK HOME

[ninaninndraws]

Here a spanish one. In my city they had to prepare the ice palace (for ice skating) to be a morgue. STAY👏 THE👏 FUCK👏 AT👏 HOME 👏EVERY👏BODY👏

[remanence-of-love]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This message from my mom

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Especially love that just last night I was so sick I called her at 4 AM from Ireland crying and she spent an hour going “ooooohhhhhh” and “aaawww my poor baby” on the phone with me.

My mom: *is lovingly maternal in every way*

My mom ten minutes later: I’ve never ONCE been maternal in my LIFE

[dankmemeuniversity]

[creepyscritches]

I got BOTW and so far all I've done is grab frogs and ride my perfect pony boy Bing Bong everywhere But the plot points

[creepyscritches]

Bing Bong Bing Bong Bing Bong

[creepyscritches]

BING BONG BING BONG

[creepyscritches]

Big boy Bungus......

[creepyscritches]

[creepyscritches]

[creepyscritches]

[sixpenceee]

(Source)

[typography-is-cool]

[srsfunny]

[danim4ux]

THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO

Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985

[hornline-deactivated20180116]

THAT IS MAHOGANY

[moistnoodles-blog]

I thought this was a joke until I read the description

[ungodlyobsessions]

WHAT HTE FCUK

[white-throated-packrat]

It’s one of my favorite pieces at the Renwick. It’s a solid block of mahogany and you can see the impression of knobs under the cloth.

[anxietyproblem]

[darkgothicfashion-blog]

Melissa Tofton Leather SS 15

Follow our blog: https://darkgothicfashion.tumblr.com

[sixpenceee]

You can order this shirt here

[thekiltedginger]

@mechamelissa they have your shirt ready

[howtodresslikehobo]

I WANT

[gh0stprince-deactivated20181104]

Wannntttt

[septic-blue]

NEED

[ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwv-deactiv]

NEED IT

[outlaw-chaos]

OMG I MUST HAVE

[totallyjawsome-deactivated20181]

I NEEEEEED

[cupcake-queen-stuff]

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

[dyggyd]

I WANTS IT!!!