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If Batman is canonically about 32 then he was born in 1986. And if his parents were killed leaving a movie theater when he was ten years old, then there is a very real possibility that they were seeing Space Jam

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Opera Theatre

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Depends on which canon, but in the original canon they were seeing The Mask of Zorro, which continued in subsequent comics canons well into the Burton and Schumacher movie canons.

In Christopher Nolan’s canon, they were seeing a stage production of Hannibal. This seems to be the only deviation.

In Zack Snyder’s canon, Snyder returned to form and they were leaving The Mask of Zorro even though that made little sense.

Honestly, the whole aesthetic of Batman’s origin has this weird antiquity, where Thomas and Martha Wayne are dressed like wealthy socialites from the 1920s no matter what era the canon is set in.

Always bothers me. Wealthy people don’t out on pearls to go see a movie in a regular theater. They put on jeans.

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Thats why i always thought it was an opera Theatre??? Wtf Batman

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Why OP

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slam that fucking unmute button

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me: really i think ‘handsome androgynous anime character with extravagant impractical outfit gracefully dancing on the line between ally and antagonist’ should be a viable career path. that’s what I was born to do.

job interviewer: honestly I agree but you gotta keep in mind you’re applying for an entry level desk job here

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shows up to my first day of work dressed like this

my manager commends my commitment to “dress for the job you want” but says she’s gonna have to give me the boot if I keep knocking stuff off everyone else’s desks whenever I go to the bathroom

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The Rose Serpent

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The baseball team made of death-row prisoners - WTF fun fact

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Wonder what the kid in the middle was convicted of

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RESONANCE.XXVII.XII.MMXVII.

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No, but seriously, do you know how amazing Vincent Price is?

Not just as an actor, although he was a blast to watch in everything he did. He’s one of those actors who’s just clearly having a whale of a time, no matter how bad the film is. He’s just genuinely happy to be there (it makes his villains a particular delight, and he played a LOT of them).

But did you know that he was also on the PFLAG board after his daughter came out to him? And that he was one of the earliest celebrities to speak out against the silence surrounding the AIDS epidemic?

Did you know that when his daughter came out to him, he admitted to her that it had been difficult for him during his first two marriages, because his wives had not been pleased to find out that their husband was just as interested in men as they were?

That’s right, kids, Vincent Price was BISEXUAL AS FUCK, and it was one of those open Hollywood secrets. And his wife Coral Browne? The one he grew old with and wrote cookbooks with and was basically ridiculously sweet with?

Also bisexual as fuck. They were the queer power couple of Hollywood in the 70s. His daughter, Victoria, grew up around Rock Hudson and members of the LGBT community. When she came out, Vincent Price became a board member of PFLAG and was just about the most accepting and awesome dad.

Did you know that Vincent Price played Oscar Wilde in a one-man play, and when it was denounced by anti-gay activist Anita Bryant, he dismissed her right back, saying that Oscar Wilde had already come up with a term for her: a Woman of No Importance? Because Vincent Price was deliciously witty and an awesome person.

Let me conclude with a quote from his daughter (from this article, where I got a lot of this information):

‘“In a funny way, and I think I’m going to cry, he understood me at 22 better than I understood myself then,” Price concluded. “Of course, he was in his 70s and lived a hell of a lot longer than I had, and he understood that at the end of the day it’s about who and what and how we love. And I have not been a person who has been very successful at conventional relationships, but loving well and loving deeply has been the most important thing to me.”’

Happy birthday, Vincent Price. You were a gem of an actor, and an even greater human being.

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I’m always delighted when I’m watching a vintage movie and Vincent Price appears in even a minor role.

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My mom used to work the front desk at a fancy hotel that celebrities would sometimes stay in. When asked about her interactions with celebrities, she always says Vincent Price was by far the nicest and was always super polite.

She says it was also hilarious sometimes because he’d call down to the front desk for something totally normal, like extra towels or something, but the poor guy couldn’t help but sound sinister while doing it.