I will not be missed.

oh bummer, I'm drummer, and a Metalhead at that! INSTAGRAM: @cadaver_ov_hate (if you don't like blood/gore don't go there)

[sixpenceee]

A sea turtle swimming up to a nap in a giant barrel sponge.

[thebroccoligoblin]

ABSOLUTELY NOT! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLY CUTE

[saidikye]

Good to know that sea turtles are the oceans version of cats

[pularia]

Luna with the fresh cut 👌🏼

[septic-blue]

A+

[sonickitty]

I was on the subway today, and when the train got delayed, this little kid was like, “fuck,” and a literal chorus of grown-ups went: “HEY.”

[thebeachboys-deactivated2020050]

let him say fuck

[thetinygingerbreadgirl]

I was at a crossing once and a kid’s dad said ‘and we have to wait for the green man’ and the 30 people on this crossing all stood waiting for the green man just to prove to this kid that that’s what you do. I’ve never seen anyone wait for the green man on this crossing before you just go when its clear. But Everyone Waited. 

[captstefanbrandt]

It takes a village to raise a child.

[deejay]

[septic-blue]

Hey guys... I need your help. Please don't ask too many questions, but... I need help decifering some mildly garbled audio...

I'm very scared and I need to understand what I'm hearing, and this is urgent... Please help, this could mean my life

[patron-saint-of-emesis]

tumblr im BEGGING you let me reblog ads

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

new age posts are just edits of a joke image that have the exact same content of the original image

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

[noesa]

[ubercream]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

green yoda

[tenderlesbian-deactivated201807]

guy: *says females instead of women*

me:

[pourwhiskeyongraves]

people in the notes: I learned to do this in the military

me:

[the8thsphynx]

“Mandy! You’re not gonna believe this! I just ate 18 and-a-half Atomic Cream Filled Frenzy Cakes!”

“And…”

“HARFGFGHARGHANAHGERFNOM”

“NINETEEEEEEEEN!!”

“NINE-TEEN-ATOMIC-AH-FRENZEH-CAKES-AH!”

[catlips001]

I feel like this is me when I message people.

[leafsea]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[depsidase]

[vounoura]

NPCs in Morrowind before u bribe them for approval:

[kiinshiiro]

I present to you; This

[just-shower-thoughts]

Hide and seek is a seemingly innocent game when in reality we are teaching our children the skills needed to survive if they are being hunted.

[melonmemes]

[lili-rochefort]

Memes over

[cute-thangsss]

Chocolate skulls