can't believe i'm still here

[persianmom]

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

[greaserink]

cryin' shame that walmart markiplier is just too sexually charged to be on tumblr smh

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[charl0ttan]

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

[charl0ttan]

How high above sea level are you right now?

0-250 feet

251-500 feet

501-750 feet

751-1000 feet

1001-2000 feet

2001-3000 feet

3001-4000 feet

4001-5000 feet

5001-6000 feet

6001-7000 feet

7001-8000 feet

8001+ feet

Voting ended onJul 19

[pilferedinstagram]

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

FUCK YOU I'M IN THE BACKROOMS NOW

dead

results

Voting ended onJul 10

[atrenchcoatfilledwithbees]

“I asked ChatGPT —”

Okay well I asked the picture of Michael Jackson in my pocket and he told me to get the fries with my burger soooo

[its-arson-time]

inside of you there are two intestines.

one of them is large, and the other is small.

[homeofhousechickens]

Oh baby fight

[its-a-beautful-day]

See them jousting

[landsccape]

[damazcuz]

"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[befikra]

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[befikra]

[sourdough-seal]

writing is easy actually. all you have to do is tell people what happened

[enjoylentgreen]

[kalichnikov]

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

[rhymewithrachel]

watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck