art n memes

whoops I guess I'm bandom trash now

[lesbianshepard]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[traumaticbackstory]

Oh this is ON

Heres what I need in terms of supplies:

Money (prolly not until I get to the point that more people have signed up tho)

3 megaphones

Defense items for the front line

Toothpaste toothbrushes and soap

Kids books (spanish and english)

Places where these kids can temporarily stay until we get in touch with their parents

Obviously not all of these are 100% necessary but it would all make our goals a lot easier

Heres what you can do if you cant provide resources:

Show up!

Reblog or spread the Facebook event

Tell your friends and family

Join the discord

Become a co-organizer (DM me)

Send emails to different left wing organizations, protest organizations, and/or immigration focused organizations (DM me first)

Drive, offer carpools (DM me)

Spanish translators (DM me)

Help me contact parents (DM me)

Help fundraise (DM me)

Offer whatever forms of help you can think of (DM me)

Bring the weed for your car. I'm just kidding obviously... unless... lmao nah... or??? 😏🤨🤔😎

Bring your best attitude! Be ready for anything.

[that-witchy-gentleman]

Reblogging this to here because I have an OKAY amount of followers here. Please don’t scroll past and reblog to help if you aren’t able to do much /: I know it sucks feeling useless with this stuff, but spreading it so people show up is important

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

The ‘Murica mobile

[cosmic-shenanigans]

FINALLY, some shitty cars from this blog

[prokopetz]

More favourite tropes:

A bureaucratic institution has established forms and procedures for an extraordinarily unlikely event

A character saves the day using a skill they have no excuse for knowing, which they claim to have learned through a mundane hobby or profession

Explaining something patently absurd in a very matter-of-fact way, particularly while referring to the person receiving the explanation as “sir”

A specific object or substance that’s needed to overcome a great danger proves to have been on hand all along in an unrecognised form

A janitor, plumber, or other tradesperson reveals that they’re already aware of some esoteric threat and have dealt with it before

An existential threat is accidentally averted in the course of dealing with an unrelated and much less serious problem

[prokopetz]

@indecisofan replied:

Can you prety prety please do more of these i love them.

I’ve done like a million of ‘em already. A few past highlights:

Shipping tropes

Size/scale tropes

Tabletop RPG tropes

Dialogue meme tropes

Weirdly specific tropes

Characterisation tropes

Incongruity-based tropes

Over/understatement tropes

[penguinsdemise]

When I saw ‘shipping tropes’ my first thought was ‘tropes about the transport of goods’. Not sure what this says about me.

[prokopetz]

Favourite shipping tropes:

A courier shows up to deliver an addressed parcel to an unlikely location – e.g., on the Moon – with no clear indication of how they got there

A postal worker casually evades or shrugs off various perils because Neither Rain Nor Snow Nor Et Cetera.

A character is asked to sign for delivery of an extremely large number of something no reasonable person would ever need nearly that many of

Enormous shipping containers that, when opened, prove to contain a single very small item

A parcel service is contracted to deliver an item at a specific time and place decades or centuries hence and actually follows through

A protagonist saves on transport or infiltrates a secure location by mailing themselves in a large crate

Being tasked to deliver a box with strict instructions not to open it, and – of course – opening it to discover something that Changes Everything™

A perilous or emotionally fraught confrontation interrupted by an indifferent postal worker looking for a signature

A character accidentally falls into an open shipping container moments before it’s sealed for transport and is sent to some remote locale

Address label mixups, particularly when it’s implausible that one of the parties involved would have a posted mailing address

[cosmic-shenanigans]

good omens hits the vast majority of those shipping tropes

[persbaderse]

guys amazon is just a half-decent storefront at best and not supporting them is so easy. 

like ooo look, a cute mug i want

amazon includes the seller

all you have to do is look up the item and the seller and oh look i found it elsewhere for cheaper, no amazon worker had to suffer for my passing whims

BOYCOT PRIME DAY

SUPPORT THE WORKERS STRIKE

[lehufflepug]

Do you ever just

[cosmic-shenanigans]

rip but!! YOU ARE AN EXCEEDINGLY TALENTED PERSON WHO DESERVES THE WORLD!!!!! 

[useless-denmarkfacts]

this is so sad alexa play igen & igen

[drinkspill-deactivated20210201]

2017 better be nice to my mom

[drinkspill-deactivated20210201]

2018 better be nice to my mom

[drinkspill-deactivated20210201]

2019 better be nice to my mom

[sharksylph-deactivated20180816]

make a dragon wanna retire man

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you

[prismatic-bell]

A note:

I live in a state where you “have to” report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:

Assume everyone who doesn’t speak English is visiting.

Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know they’re not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. That’s terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborers’ clothes? I feel you, my dude, I can’t afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes it’s not even about “affording” them. They say they’ve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isn’t your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you don’t recall–you meet a lot of people.

And then, if you’re asked: no, you haven’t seen anyone residing illegally in the United States. Just people visiting.

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

Very good very important addition

[appropriately-inappropriate]

Essentially, this is the civil society version of a work-to-rule strike.

Don’t do more than is expressly asked of you, and do what you are asked with such an intense attention to protocol that not asking you at all becomes more effective than even bothering.

In this case:

“Have you seen an illegal immigrant?”

“Could you describe an illegal immigrant, officer?”

*officer describes a person who is in the country without appropriate paperwork, or who has crossed the border illegally*

“No, sir, I haven’t seen any illegal immigrant.”

And this is correct. You have NOT seen an illegal immigrant, because you have no way of knowing if Jose Fulano is here legally or not. And since you can’t see his paperwork (or lack thereof), and did not personally see him cross the border illegally, you are only answering precisely the question asked.

[dancingwiththelostboys]

I’m not American, and I have like, three followers, but this is important.

[thefrogman]

[coplandfanboy]

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE COMIC

[snakeybones]

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! WHERE IS MY XBOX, BIRTHDAY SKELETON???

[seafucker]

girls writing poetry are always like “i fed my blood to the coyotes i reached inside of myself and tore out my own lungs” and i’m always like damn u good? Mood tho

[aisandetsarepeopletoo-deactivat]

men writing poetry be like “cigarettes”

[marvellegends]

Miles Morales is coming in to swipe that Oscar from Disney he rightfully deserves.

[hellyeahheroes]

No offense to any fans of Disney movies from this year but HOLY SHIT YES MAKE THIS HAPPEN!

Imagine if Miles wins best animated movie AND Black Panther wins the best movie.

- Admin

[thisbookofshadows-deactivated20]

Crystals that are NOT suitable for placing in water / making gem water

This list will explain common stones that are either toxic to use for drinking in gem water or stones that are soluble in water. :)

Alunite: Non toxic but soluble in water

Anglesite: Toxic and slightly soluble in water

Arsenopyrite: Potentially toxic

Azurite: Harmful

Azurite-Malachite: Harmful

Azurite-Pseudomalachite: Harmful

Bunsenite: Toxic; allergen; avoid skin contact

Calomel: Possibly hazardous to health

Cerussite: Toxic

Chalcanthite: Harmful; easily soluble in water

Cinnabar: Very toxic!

Cinnabar-Opal: The cinnabar stored in the opal is toxic

Crocoite: Toxic 

Cuprite: Harmful

Durangite: Potentially toxic

Eclipse Stone: Limestone with orpiment, toxic

Eilat Stone: Harmful

Erythrite: Potentially toxic

Fiedlerite: Toxic

Fluorite, Antozonite variety: Potentially harmful

Galenite: Toxic and slightly soluble in water

Gaspeite: Harmful; allergen; avoid skin contact

Greenockite: Toxic

Halite: Not toxic in small quantities, but dissolves easily in water

Iron-nickel Meteorite: Harmful; allergen; avoid skin contact

Jamesonite: Potentially toxic

Lemon Chrysoprase: Potentially harmful; allergen; avoid skin contact

Lopezite: Very toxic! Hazardous even through skin contact

Malachite: Harmful

Millerite: Toxic; allergen; avoid skin contact

Minium: Toxic

Nickeline: Toxic; allergen; avoid skin contact

Olivenite: Potentially toxic

Orpiment: Toxic

Proustite: Potentially toxic

Psilomelane and Pyrolusite: Harmful

Pyromorphite: Potentially toxic

Rauenthalite: Toxic

Realgar: Toxic. Store in dark, securely locked place.

Scorodite: Potentially toxic

Sphaerocobaltite: Harmful; allergen; avoid skin contact

Stibnite: Harmful

Tetrahedrite: Potentially harmful

Ulexite: Non toxic but slightly soluble in warm water

Valentinite and Senarmontite: Harmful

Vanadinite: Toxic

Wulfentie: Potentially toxic

[lilkittay]

Reblogging complete post so that it is not truncated and lost :3

[crowdog66]

Signal boost. This is vital information, folks.

[witcheywanderings-deactivated20]

Also turquoise is water soluble

[grin-the-farouche]

selenite is also water soluble, and feldspars like labradorite and rainbow moonstone can lose their luster if left submerged.

[notyourmothersspellbook]

This is lengthy, but if you plan on bathing with crystals, charging them in water, putting them in drinking water, or getting them wet in any way you have to do your research to make sure that they won’t dissolve, harm your skin, or literally poison you. Be smart and do the reading! 

[pandavalkyrie]

I can’t believe Bananaphone is an ANTIFA anthem now

[pandavalkyrie]

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

ANTIFA PHONE

BOOP, BOOPA DOOPA BOOP

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

Biblically speaking, there were to be seven years of torment on earth once the apocalypse started. If we accept that 2012 really was when the end was supposed to happen, 2019 will be the last year before everything literally goes to hell. Happy New Years!

I like a good apocalypse that keeps a tight schedule.