dream girl evil

Luna // 18+ // She.Her // Mostly just shitposting. 💖💜💙

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[jetru]

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

[domicileensnared]

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

[frostyemma]

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

[raimagnolia]

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

[janekfan]

god those were lawless times. 

[the-apocryphal-one]

[srsurchin]

Nautilus and Ball Python!

[american-satan]

[andyblackdaily]

📸: joshuashultz

[rageisinourveins]

x

[silent-stories]

[rageisinourveins]

BLACK VEIL BRIDES // MY FRIENDS Sweeney Todd Cover

[blackveilpics]

This man is so fine dear god

Photos by Joshua Shultz

[dontmean2bepoliticalbut]

[lux-in-the-night]

[scarf-it-box]

This what not what i was expected from the comments-

[birdenjoyer]

I put every bird I c could think of into this wheel. Spin the wheel. You're that bird now.

Thoughts?

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

Hell yeah brother

Could be worse

I mean I'd rather not be a bird but I like how I look

I'd rather not be a bird but at least I can fly

My bird can't even fucking fly.

I hate you. I hate you and all that you stand for

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2025

[sophsun1]

Clue (1985) dir. Johnathan Lynn

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

dog whisperer but for spooky supernatural entities

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the poltergeist is freaking out bc you keep rearranging its furniture, stop doing that. the haunted doll is insecure because you laughed nervously the first time it manifested in your bedroom with a kitchen knife (which is natural dominance-assertive behavior; react with visible fear/dread and it will settle). the ghost on the stairs isn't hurting anyone, stop bothering it during 3am haunting hours, you should be in bed anyways???

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

blood is dripping from the walls because the house hates this wallpaper and always has done. banshees are social creatures; get it some companions to sing a cappella and they will actually screech more quietly. as for the ventriloquist dummy--yeah no i get you don't think it's haunted. i get that it's just your "hobby." but i can't legally attest that that thing is truly dormant. no I'm not signing a fucking affidavit, this is an "at your own risk" situation, i am not CERTIFIED for this shit

[justalurkr]

[holygraund]

Just between us, did the love affair maim you all too well?

[edwordsmyth]

Nikki Giovanni and James Baldwin

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

LOOK BUDDY. I can do a lava moat. I can do a moat composed entirely of boiling acid. With certain provisions for the animal welfare act, I can even do a piranha infested moat! But I cannot. provide. all three services simultaneously in the same godsdamned moat. You call any contractor in this industry they will tell you the same!!!!!!!

[scrumptiousangst]

What if it was three concentric moats?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh that, sure, heck we can have that installed by tuesday

[workingusername]

I need you all to understand that this is, in fact, exactly what working in construction is like.