[an-atlas-or-other]

Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

if i don't lock in they'll kill me. if i don't lock in they are going to kill me. not in an honourable way. like a dog. afraid

[lakevida]

boy are you a werthers original cause i could suck you for about three minutes

[subcultureblues]

but after that im chewing on it

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[badassdemonsword]

[biodegrade]

if u addicted to your feed u might b a chicken .

[amazoogle]

i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead

i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on

[smalllfieldmouse]

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

[apjvff]

Remember the Golden Rule: Treat others the way you want to treat them.

[sylvanitchi]

looks at you like this

[radgepaquet]

obsessed with this interaction where someone has apparently been living with the sincere belief that misha collins threw the shoe at bush

[twinkhole-destroyer]

you ‘had’ sex? where did it go

[rslashrats]

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[zackthelion]

miderbeas....

[segamascott]

🤤🤤🤤

[unefemmedamnee-deactivated20250]

this is america son you rip that cart til it tastes like pool liner gotdammit