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this years hermitcraft gamers outreach charity streams were so fun i just had to draw my favorite moments (spoiler: it’s mostly grian and his mumbo jumbo cardboard cutout)

my wrist hurts from drawing so much so quickly but the grind never stops

I just the dumbest dream. It started off with the regular hijinks, but for a minute it got a little too real.

I was moving into a new place with my boyfriend who looked like a less dehydrated John Cena with a man bun. ←(This will be important later.) We were moving into an apartment that for some reason looked like a log cabin on the inside.

While this was happening both of us were going to College so I had the pleasure of seeing my locker setup. Full outfits, costumes, wigs, and a sad little stack of textbooks. On the door I had some pictures of me, my friends, and the pièce de résistance: A pic of my boyfriend in a curly blonde wig playing a hot pink bejeweled guitar. Chef's kiss.

Back at the apartment we had to park on the side of the street and forget to use the meter. We're barely in the door and we hear a loud screeching noise. A giant scratch across the side of his car. I was pissed. He tried to calm me by saying that since it was such a piece of sh*t car that it didn't go down in value.

↑ white one of these with the paint pealing ↑ and a fluffy leopard steering wheel cover

Like Billy Mayes said "But wait, there's more!"

Turns out whoever did this tried to sue us for a hit and run. They claim John Cena hit them and fled the scene in the car. The PARKED car! We showed up to the lawyer's office pissed and confused. The mediator was confused too. They were not expecting two overtired college students, a scrawny chic dressed like miss Frizzle and a fulled maned hipster jock.

It's at this point I have to remind you that this is not the John of Cenas, but a college student who isn't even old enough to drink. His name is Donothan something with a T. Trabeack or Trenton or Trellinton. I don't remember.

Donni is crying because he's being sued for more than the sum of all his tuition, book and fees.The opposing council is panicking because they're staring at a parking ticket and a driver's license with a different name than who they're supposed to be sueing. The people who are trying to sue him show up late to their own bs. I see RED! I'm about to tear them a new a-hole...

And I wake up. I'm mad that they made my boyfriend and their case is definitely getting thrown out. But then I remember that I don't have a boyfriend, I haven't been in college in almost a decade, and I'm gay.

What a rollercoaster

#one time i dreamt #storytime #john cena #not actually John Cena #college life #first apartment #court drama #dreams

#hazbin hotel #valentino #moths #i love moths

Hear me out:

A legal show where the main character is nonbinary. Call it legally binding

#should I cook #writing prompt #show idea

Ptratice

#sketch

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Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

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In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.