[dnd-homebrew5e]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”

[sonypraystation]

need me a girl wit a big ol thiq mind

fat ass cerebellum

[luisonte]

[versacethotty]

me pretending to be busy at werk

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

[marydsign]

Tarantino & arts by Shusaku Takaoka

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

Pooping while on break = liberal cowardice

Waiting to poop after clocking in = anticapitalist radical action

[ducklingfantasy-deactivated2019]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time

[starsberrisnunicorns]

Why is he so dumb 😭😩😭

[berylb337]

Lifehack

[globalhypnosis-deactivated20181]

[sharkpunks]

Pointing to what I want on my five dollar footlong

[fakehistory]

“US President Donald Trump’s Immigration Policy. (2018)”

[marcioserpa]

[flabeyblade]

FUCKING NICE

[ruinedchildhood]

When your mom pull up and you forgot to take the chicken out the freezer.

[animusrox]

[fasterthanthespeedoftime-deacti]

[skrewsociety]

Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, outside the bathroom waiting for these two to stop fucking so I can pee:

[queernuck]

as the french say, merci goku