Me When I Fucking Get You

Rio|25|She/They/He|Non-Binary Lesbian|♊️🐇

[ralphlanyon]

happy odyssey weekend

[itseasytoremember]

So this one time I was in a hospital recovering from an emergency surgery on my leg, and had to be there long enough that they had to change my bedding, so, doped up on three kinds of pain meds and antibiotics my dad wheels me into the hallway while the nurses work.

"dad" I say, my eyes barely open "it's Colonel Sanders" while pointing down the hallway. He looks, and at the end of the hallway, there's a portrait of an old man, the donor who paid for the wing of the hospital I'm recovering in.

My dad explains as much to me, and goes "I mean the guy *kinda* looks like him, but why would Colonel Sanders pay for a hospital wing Mississauga Ontario? I think those drugs might me messing with you"

Then the nurse comes out of the room. I go "hey, who is that picture of?"

She looks at the portrait. She looks at me. She looks at my dad. She looks at the painting. She looks at me again.

"you don't recognize the Colonel??"

[rylandsgrace]

This is cinema actually

[wizardarchetypes]

THE ALI FORESHADOWING LIKE SHE’S A WIZARD THEY’RE PREPARING TO FACE AND THEYRE WARNING US ABOUT HER LIKE BARDS.

ALI IMMEDIATELY LIVING UP TO THE BALLDS SUNG ABOUT HER.

THE FACT THAT ALL OF THEIR MAGIC COMBINED DIDN’T COUNTER HER SPELL

[bubobubosibericus]

Are you americans okay???

[punkahudsonia]

Everclear is what we have instead of universal healthcare.

[thestateonmtv]

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

[beachdeath]

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

[alyssadrawing]

the koi in the koi pond waiting for you to feed them the food pebbles

[flightyfinch]

i think about this post at least once a week

[aflo]

Blocked on main but they forgot to block me on their age regression sideblog

[plum-soup]

Simpsons Style AI Ad for Porn Addiction App

[autism69]

well that's because they died innit

[orpheuslament]

i SAID that if you dont love me NOW you will never love me AGAIN

[sobcat]

[amyritter]

[r04ches]

am i even mentally ill or am i just living in some kind of infinite torture chamber that would make anyone like this

[everydaylouie]

princes with a thousand enemies

[pealeii]

@kibber-cat

[loveridden1999]

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

[loveridden1999]

remember remember

[despazito]

[girlhusband1kw]

Its fun for me to get stung by bees

Plus my penis gets what it needs

[skittypilled]

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

[fluffysheeps]

Snake snacks 🐍

[absolutelybatty]

Big day for trans people tomorrow

[kipplekipple]

today <3