LIE UNTIL YOU ARENT LYING ANYMORE

 Hi, im Waylon and im gay.🐍 🎮🍕⭐🐤🐝♎ |please read my about and inventory page|

[denimsnake]

“the wolf marks his prey” look hanzo i know you’re tryin to be dramatic but i don’t think you thought this through. do u know how wolves mark things. do you know, hanzo,

[funnylime]

[pondwitch]

boy i hate this

[mymodernmet]

Creative Mom Dresses Up in Amazing Cosplay to Represent Older Women Characters

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

i wonder who my richest follower is

[kristenbouchard]

fun game: let’s see who can transfer me the largest sum of money

[stormandrout-deactivated2018091]

I know what I’m talking about. Took me a long time to learn this: There’s nothing wrong with going out and doing what you gotta do. Nothing at all. But when you’re lost, you come home. You don’t run away.

James “Logan” Howlett (8/10 X-Men)

[karmaheartsofstone]

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

in the next adventure zone arc griffin “FUCKING EMOTE” mcelroy is going to invent something called the Oh My God Get Sad You Idiots gun which fires magical bullets that force you to have an emotional connection with the people around you, & taako is going to avoid every single one deftly and with precision

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

the gun was Lup.

[hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928]

between “begone thot” and “piss yourself”, which is the more powerful dragon shout?

[hvlth-gxth-deactivated20170928]

[xhuth]

did not ask, yet ye shall receive:

BEGONE, THOT;

(remove, foul, foe)

PISS YOURSELF:

(release, warmth, shame)

PWEASE NO STEPPY:

(request, no, cruelty)

[srsfunny]

[sergle]

“(pinches nosebridge) ok tumblr, we’ve been over this-” “(DEEP BREATH) TUMBLR… WE NEED TO TALK-” “Alright Tumblr it’s time we got something straight-” SCROLLSCROLLSCROLLSCROLL BLOCK POST

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

*watches shows while eating crunchy snacks* i cant hear shit

[chuckdrawsthings]

🍌❌

[lmaonade]

i think therefor iCarly

[gucciluxe-deactivated20171106]

if ur gonna date me u gotta be comfortable with a lot of casual silence bc i just never fucking talk

[moonlightandmarble]

I swing wildly between never shutting the hell up and turning into a stump

[afloweroutofstone]

Here is Christian AM radio playing as I drive down a dark rural road

[ichigotchipng]

here.......for you

[bobacupcake]

thank you

[mainstreampirate]

More friends!

[mollymerula]

[kiyye]

I’m so happy you’re all here

[maidsuokasenpai]

This is literally the opposite of that horrible little blue drawing post

[plantmother]

My favorite two photos probably in the world. Why does my cat look like she’s about to go off on the roast to end all roasts? Why is my boyfriend holding a glass that says “ghouls just want to have fun”? Modern art

[shinyhaunter]

Why do you have cardboard cutouts of obama and Bernie in your living room and why did I think they were random people and that this was a picture of a party

[darcyfirth]

ok but harry holding an umbrella with the sign “the bitch is back" is literally everything