new liver, same eagles

✰ audrey ✰ 25✰ she/her ✰

[costcoshrimp]

hello here’s the quiz about how you would be punished in the underworld, i made procrastinating for my spanish oral exam

[disc80s]

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

I will always take the cat's side. "she's drooling on me" you're so lucky "he always wants to be petted" then pet him "he's mad I won't let him on my desk" make room on your desk for him. I am your cat's defense lawyer and the cat is always innocent on the grounds of them being A Little Kitty Cat.

[gammadoppler]

i hate it when the ball is in my court get that shit out of here

[borrowed-thoughts]

I’m doing so fucking horrible but in like a super chill way

[callizinc]

Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

[feeblepeon]

There some bad fucking people after me. Dangerous people. And their names are Ben and Jerry

[glitter-hound]

listening to songs

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

if shes your girl then why am I in her uncles dms lowballing his ebay listings

[pankendev]

my human vaporizing machine continues to mistify people

[princncess2]

knuckle tattoos that say OKAY YAY❤️

[confessiononadancefloor]

the world is so beautiful everyone stop pissing me off....

[segamascott]

[zimms]

the omgcp tv show has to be a period piece because if bitty had had access to tiktok at samwell, he would never have passed that degree

[prettykikimora-deactivated20250]

“Death to america” but it’s said with the inflection of a friendly cashier at a store telling you to have a good day.

[xbuggyxboyx]

they need to invent a staying up late that doesn't make you get less sleep

[rockabillywife]

Giving up on academia to pursue a life of sudoku