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Kris / Max | He/She/They | 21 lil gay guy who does whatever (multifandom) art tag : #art.png ask box : open

[galacticrunaways]

Meet Turnip! “Nip” for short! 🫜🫜

Unfortunately he cannot speak due to the severe amounts of experimentation done on his body and his mind. He can only, say just a few words in English at a time such as “hungry” or “mama eni”. It’s what he’s been taught.

He does not experience mms in a normal way, as now it is just a flight response where they will scream and cry out for their safety. But don’t worry, he’s not the only one who has been taken into their mother’s arms.

[icarianarts]

Squidward looks so cute and happy here he is loving this bath

[spongeplusfag]

He's So Adorable And Misunderstood

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

not my tweet but I thought it would be a good psa for artists here too

[ayy-junipei]

Oh this is a common scam I find at work. Any file that:

isn't jpg, jpeg, pdf, or png

Is a file extension you don't recognise (this one is a visual basic file, used for scripting, but others like exe or bat are used)

has a very low or unexpected file size (this one's is less than 1KB, or 0.001MB, a good reference should be at least 500KB)

Is likely a scam. Stay safe kids.

[cottage-fr0g]

i love him. the eggplant

[cottage-fr0g]

them rabbids did NOT get all em tubers

[cottage-fr0g]

commission i did for pookieee @memorysugar 😋

[cottage-fr0g]

HI EVERYONE THIS IS PROBABLY MY BIGGEST ANNOUNCEMENT YET:

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[goldensunset]

[cottage-fr0g]

i do occasionally feel bad for my inactivity on tumblr considering this is where ive started all those yrs ago even after an account swap or two but idm rlly. i like to check in on old moots occasionally and see how theyre doing and i just try to go on

[infectiouspiss]

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

[infectiouspiss]

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

[infectiouspiss]

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.

[possuminnit]

biggest way to boost someones ego is to tell them they're the blorbo handler/only person that understands a certain character

[possuminnit]

"youre the only one i trust with this character" we r making out rn

[filthymysterymeat]

My Cathal Tamagotchi that I love and adore and spoil.

[hecklefreckled]

Yet ANOTHER rabbid guy. He's a british news anchor and he's the absolute worst

Partially based on this image I found while looking through stuff on a rabbids wiki page!

[mindofjasmin]

rayclone brothers

shay is feral. red is mean. b is just a little twat

why did they ditch mr dark? well, in my au, each rayclone was made to be better than the last, as they were each seen to not be good enough. they were all bested by rayman in the end. they dont like how mr dark just sees them all as weapons and nothing more, so they give him a piece of their minds and also probably beat him up. now they like to hang out in the forest and also cause mild havoc, mostly to rayman and if she's with him, rory.

they also have a sister, who used to be one of them. but she decided she wanted nothing to do with her insufferable brothers.

[infertilityidol]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[redstonedust]

tomodachi life giving you so many oppertunities for custom images and text with no filters means the obvious answer is of course to fill it with sex and penis. which is why i appreciate that every tomodachi life post ive seen is actually pretty lacking in sex and penis. instead we've been giving our miis enough cigarettes to kill a small village.

[titsay]

guardian of the forest