[cheddar-baby]

Wheres my toy or i'll get mad now

[cheddar-baby]

Bark for me dog

[girlmostlikely]

[snototter]

A Borneo green magpie (Cissa jefferyi) in Sabah, Borneo

by Andrew Hunt

[freesiadotcom]

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

[thebibliosphere]

The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.

Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”

He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.

[pansy2025]

doc there is a fucking hole where something was

[pansy2025]

this post has somewhat escaped containment and anyway i looked up this blorbo they’re talking about and um. did you guys know that there is a wizard 101 fandom on tumblr dotcom. like the website. from the commercials

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want fucking beet root?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

ingredience

[carolsturka]

[mentalhellonline]

[the-big-mood]

Layered the butter instead of putting it all at the top. You're killing it Jason.

[ooppo]

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

[ooppo]

Not fucking really

[aflo]

Blocked by mr and mrs freaky deaky doo... becomes old and withers away

[starrynet]

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

no but like i want them to actually feel it

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

you dont like her?

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]