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[velinxi]

I thought you said you like stargazing?

(Iris and Lillium from CTC)

[professional-dog-hugger]

callout posts in 2014: this user is sending mean messages to people! please be warned!

callout posts in 2015: this user is stealing bones from cemeteries for witch rituals!

callout posts in 2016: this user Actually A Nazi

callout posts in 2017: this user watches an anime I don’t like

callout posts in 2018: i went through this user’s youtube like history and found a video from JonTron that they liked in 2012, proving that they’re a bad person

callout posts in 2019: this user plays E-Rated Video Games, which are meant for children, which seems pretty sus to me idk :/

callout posts in 2020: this user stole 5 gallons of purified water from the New DC Resistance Camp and was last seen headed towards Sunken Brooklyn

[ave-aria]

what I REALLY don’t like is this post was made in 2017

[61below]

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls

[zackofcards]

everytime I see this post I am appalled at how true it is

[captainesc]

[rcmclachlan]

[parrotiny]

i want to know what bears think sometimes

[mediocrechick]

[parrotiny]

[morgluxia]

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

[ofools]

[jaubaius]

Husky getting nervous at his first swimming lesson

[bigdogdabeast]

I like this WAY more then I should

[chapdietostie-deactivated202406]

BIG BABY <3

[404-later]

[totheseaweshallgo]

I love the commentary of his owner

“are you gonna die if you swim”

“You keep grumbling”

“You’re in everyone’s way GO”

[pervertsofcolor]

[i-want-spankings]

I wanna laugh, but this is so true…

[jazzybot4]

*stares into the camera*

[redpillthereturn]

“withdrawl of consent” I always hate this idea that women (and i say women because i have literally never met a single man ever who does this) have in their head that they can just say yes to sex and then revoke it whenever they please. That’s not how consent works, it’s like asking somebody “hey can you drive me here?” and them saying yes, but halfway through the ride they pull over and go “hmmm nevermind, I don’t want to drive you to the place anymore.”, you’d think that person is a fucking prick because they said yes. Either you want to have sex or you don’t, withdrawing consent is rude and vindictive and if you do it and think you’re the good guy then you’re fucking wrong. Like it’s shit like this that makes me very thankful I am not into women.

[rainydaydecaf]

NO

NO

YOU MORON

YOU ABSOLUTE SCUMBAG

If I enter a car with you and we are driving to the beach, then I realize halfway there that you are giving me shitty directions along unsafe roads, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO STOP THE CAR AND CALL THE WHOLE TRIP OFF.

If you lock the doors and refuse to let me leave the car, THAT’S CALLED KIDNAPPING.

If I agree to sleep with you, and then you start pressuring me or forcing me into an act I’m not comfortable with, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO ASK THAT YOU STOP.

If you choose not to respect my desires and boundaries, THAT’S CALLED RAPE.

CONSENT IS NOT A BLANKET STATEMENT FOR “DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, MY BODY IS YOURS”

GIVING CONSENT ONCE DOES NOT MEAN YOU STILL HAVE MY CONSENT FIVE MINUTES FROM NOW WHEN YOU INEVITABLY REVEAL WHAT AN ASSHOLE YOU ARE

YOU FUCK

[rcmclachlan]

[mrevaunit42]

[just-another-dead-blog]

think we can get all 10 plagues by the end of june?

[erebones]

#we’re gonna speedrun exodus

[ilovenigelslater-deactivated202]

what’s the mead sis........ the wenches are squabbling .......

[claricetudor-old]

ig: claricetheillustrator

[royalxiii]

【ポケモン公式】POKÉTOON ズルッグとミミッキュ-ポケモン KidsTV

This is awesome! 

[retrokinetics]

wiki binges at 2 am to avoid studying mostly

[everythingfox]

“Luna has apparently bonded or is just obsessed with my daughter. This is the 2nd cat we’ve had that is like this with her.”

(Source)

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

@sevdrag

[sevdrag]

HOLY SHIT I JUST DIED

[augustdementhe]

The cat made a ‘child starting a tantrum’ screamwhistle!

[elliewilliams]

i stake my claim in dumb scooby doo memes

[callmearcturus]

What just happened on CNN? Im at work and so wasn’t somewhere I could watch

Sure I’ll sum up.

So there was a very good peaceful protest by.... Lafayette Park? Right outside the White House. They were chanting, they had multiple reporters in the crowd, it was fucking CHILL, people were waiting for Trump to do a speech in the Rose Garden.

Then, out of nowhere, truly NOWHERE, the cops closed in from three directions and threw gas into the crowd. They used rubber bullets on the crowd IMMEDIATELY. One dude told the reporter “They don’t care about new, move.” They drove out the totally fucking peaceful, pre-curfew protestors.

They moved them all out, and Trump started speaking, and you could hear the fucking gas going off over his speech. CNN fucking did a splitscreen to show the peopple being shoved back as the motherfucker stood up there and said he would protect our rights and would mobilize the military against people.

Then back to the reporters, and everyone was forced further and further away. One woman on a bike told the reporter “They are getting the water cannons ready, you wanna move.”

TURNS OUT.

ALL OF THIS.

WAS BECAUSE TRUMP WANTED A PHOTO OP AT THE CHURCH ACROSS THE STREET. HE WANTED THEM OUT OF THE WAY SO HE COULD STAND WITH A BIBLE IN FRONT OF A CHURCH.

Even CNN is calling him a dictator, at 7PM.

Then the Illinois governor came out and called him a racist, xenophobic, misogynistic failure.

[unabasheddeerking]

Oh my fucking god

[chkn2biscuit]

3 hours ago

about an hour ago

both links to the YouTube videos

[anxietyproblem]

[wolfinthethorns]

Honestly, in my work as a therapist, I’m seeing this A Lot, and tbh I still don’t have a satisfactory approach to it. A heavy dose of Existentialist “create your own Purpose” tempered with “when the plane’s going down, put your own oxygen mask on first”, but… yeah, there is no ethical way to work on individual emotional distress without acknowledging the systemic socioeconomic, geopolitical fuckery going on at the moment, and the sheer grief that comes with it.

[castielific]

I’m a guidance counselor/psychologist for teenagers and it’s getting really hard to motivate young people to work for a future they don’t believe in. 

 They look at ther future and see global warming, wwIII, unemployement, political unstability, poison in everything  they eat, the earth and animals dying all around them. 

I saw this video where someone was asking french teens in the 50s how they imagine the future would be. The war hadn’t been over for long and yet it was all positive with like peace and flying cars and such. Then they went and ask the same questions to nowadays teens and hell that was depressing. Some still had hope, but it was just that “well I hope I’ll have a nice house and maybe some kid” but there was such a hesitancy to it, like they didn’t dare to hope too much. 

People mock Greta Thunberg but what they don’t get is that when she said “you stole my dreams”, it was the truth. 

Young people don’t get to dream like they used to. They don’t dream anymore, they grief all that won’t be anymore and that’s just so fucking sad. 

[hollypunkers]

kind of obsessed with the idea of the rest of the gaang leaving Toph and Zuko to watch over some cooking food and when they come back its burned and Katara starts fuming but Toph and Zuko are like “we’ve never stepped inside a kitchen in our lives and only have one eye between us, if anything it’s your fault”

[cypresstheworld]

[caroldanversenthusiast]

this is simply the greatest video i have ever seen

[arandomcollectionofstuff]

I'm going to reblog this a million times so be it

[kiran-wears-science-blues]

#i love how they give up on the dumb gimmick and just make her do increasingly inane trick shots

[aberrantemotion]

Dont mean to brag, but if i served first against her i might be able to hit the ball.