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Call me Micki | 27 | I have a problem and that problem is Sleep Token | 18+ only (some reblogs may be from nsft blogs)

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[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[whisqrs]

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

[nycswebhead]

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

[nycswebhead]

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

[i-give-you-a-fish]

No longer allowed to help my dad in the garden because i picked up the shovel and he saw “a gleeful and cruel darkness in my eyes”

[genderkoolaid]

There’s a post going around now that includes the line “our worst case scenario as trans men is being seen as ugly weird women” and it’s driving me nuts. Actually I think the worst case scenario for trans men is what happened to Sam Nordquist and countless others but alright.

i love the extremely feminist argument of "people perceived as ugly weird women suffer no real serious consequences for that perception" (/s).

once again people continue to say things that would be recognized as blatantly obviously misogynistic if not anti-feminist if they weren't being said about trans men.

[vergils-beloved]

selfshipping is cool when you're 13 and it's also cool when you're 40. everyone should selfship forever

[comicaurora]

tumblr I swear to god if your ads on mobile keep opening popup webpages because my FINGER touched them while I was SCROLLING because they are SO BIG that they FILL THE SCREEN AS I SCROLL PAST THEM I am going to MANIFEST SNAKES IN YOUR WALLS

[comicaurora]

if the PAGE-FILLING ADS on your INFINITE SCROLLING MOBILE APP register FINGER MOVEMENT as ANYTHING OTHER THAN SCROLLING I am LEGALLY PERMITTED to HUNT YOU for SPORT

[bafahy]

New procedure

[bafahy]

FAQ for this post:

The trans guy neck hump, or “dowagers hump” is not exclusive to trans men but it is a result of a specific hunching posture trans guys often use to hide their tits. It’s barely noticeable to the average person so it’s not worth getting insecure about, but there are ways to get rid of it. I got rid of mine with lifting/stretching/being more aware of my posture.

Many have noticed that the medical professional is wearing a San Francisco Giants jersey, this is because it’s legendary baseball player Barry Bonds who holds the record for most home runs in a single career, making him the most qualified man for this maneuver.

[tockthewatchdog]

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[cursedpossums]

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[boybeetles]

There’s no mobility aids in the game so I just gave him a pet cane

[stardustdiver]

hey so, if for any unspecified reason you are in the market for a new xiv webcomic to follow, might i recommend @1driedpersimmon 's 4 unending journeys

im invested with where we are going next with the lizards :0

also a solid handful of panels that are so pretty and so full of detail and whoa, ynow?

Read 4 Unending Journeys | Tapas Web Community

Read 4 Unending Journeys and more premium Romance fantasy Community series now on Tapas!

[fourteenthz]

popping up to also shout-out @/lucien-aventine wonderful comic that you can also find here on tumblr and support on patreon!

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[ladyshinga]

Monogamous people with dozens of exes and the most horrifying relationship history you've ever heard of in your entire life: "Well I just can't support polyamory, because those relationships never work out"

[this-is-poly-phobia]

this is an example of polyphobia

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