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The last gif...that scene ..I love it ! It looks like a scene from a movie.

PS: I might do more gifs with the same lyrics/part (chorus)

~CHORUS 1~

These ten ducklings were found orphaned and they were brought to a pet duck called Stella who had just hatched nine of her own two weeks prior. She immediately claimed the ten as her own.

via @thesassyducks instagram

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kindness-and-sunshine

she released those babies like a ramen flavour packet

kelssiel

love how stella swims over like “oh shit i must’ve misplaced these ten whole babies!”

azzandra

Love how the li’l ramen flavor packets swim over like ‘oh shit that must be mom, she’s mom-shaped’

lurlur

flipocrite

found-family speedrun

closet-keys

[Video description: human carries a pet carrier to the river’s edge and dumps out ten little ducklings. A mother duck races over in the water, and the ducklings swim to her. They group around close behind her, and she starts to swim towards her other ducklings in the middle of the river.]

[Image description: It’s free real estate meme, edited to say “It’s free babies.”]

ruinedchildhood

facelessoldgargoyle

Hey remember like a month ago when we were all talking about how straight men are attracted to Henry Cavill? The whole perfect performance of masculinity inducing the “do I want to be him or fuck him,” thing?

I found one in the wild!

arroz-con-yolo

I am dying, the subtle gasp when the log splits oh my god

insomniac-arrest

it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like

WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???

insomniac-arrest

WHY ARE THESE GUYS MORE SCOTTISH THAN THE KIDS??

(also, aren’t they Vikings or something?)

bramblepatch

To be fair, almost everyone in Ratatouille does have a French accent. The real question is why Linguini and also all the rats sound intensely American

If it was just the rats I’d say it’s because the movie can be interpreted to mean that the rats understand but don’t necessarily speak human languages so the rat dialog isn’t literally taking place the way we see it but that doesn’t explain why Linguini has a rat accent

pupangelremade-deactivated20211

LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENT

notvoid

i had to rewatch this like 5 times to see everything that was going on

knoping

adulthoodisokay

we didn’t deserve Sense8

i-hate-chick-fil-a

Black guys have a different type of sawce

archivesmuseum

And his laces came untied lol

adls-xxx

I just love it 😍

gapshawdy

there’s really people out here that do this woth ease and i can barley walk. 😭

ruskiizek-deactivated20180227

Slavic Cossack dancing known as Hopak

Warning: Do not try this at home unless you were born with super Slavic knee strength

maneuverability

THE GUY AT THE END

kittydesade

Ahahah it’s not just knee strength you need, friend. It’s thighs, ass, ankles, calves, you need everything from your waist down to be horrifyingly fit and toned for this.

Also core strength. So include the waist. Everything from the nipples down.

kindnessinsilver

Don’t forget absurd back flexibility

lazy-cat-corner

“Ballet is a really hard dance to master.”

Slavic dancing: “Hold my beer.”

My thighs are burning just watching.

spoonmeb

this video just laughed at me for being out of shape.

buh-no

I had a friend growing up that was from Slovakia or Ukraine, I don’t remember which. I knew him from kindergarten to 2nd grade. And since there wasn’t a large enough slavic community for this kind of dancing, he did competitive ballet. He would constantly complain that it wasn’t hard enough. Guys, its competitive ballet, one of the hardest sports you can be in as a young person. Those C-jumps the guys were doing? In american ballet or dance you usually only get your chest to where you head was. They have their bellybutton or hips where their head was. That’s fucking nuts with out running or a pre jump. This kind of dancing was constantly going on at their house. I would like to point out that’s insane. His mom and dad dance almost every day. Not as high since age. But still.

taissaifarmiga

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Scream (1996) When a Stranger Calls (1979) Black Christmas (1974) A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) The Ring (2002) Halloween (1978) The Babadook (2014) The Silence of the Lambs (1991) The Call (2020) 1408 (2007)