The blog of Count Doofus

33 / M / Belgium / ace. Markiplier, jacksepticeye, MLP, FFXIV and general japery.

[jse-egopocalypse]

spell your username without using the letters in your name

mine is ptipi

[luvtonique]

This bad joke was brought to you by:

Lil Miss Jay

[countdoofus]

I was there two months ago and I’m kicking myself for not thinking of this

[gfanz4ever]

This has got to be my favorite ending to any episode of all time. 

The ridiculousness of it all.

The narrator.

The voice crack.

[bugeyedfreaks]

I weep at this perfection.

[missharpersworld]

[cinnaluna]

Adnama the stoned, Hoarder of French Fries and My Girlfriend

[fi-does-funnies]

Annah the tired, hoarder of chips and stuffed animals.

I can live with that.

[countdoofus]

Mit the Sleepy, Hoarder of Fries and Headphones.

[advice-animal]

Hot letters

[xkatebishop]

So hey, that trailer is up

[huntinghawks]

Shared by West Coast Falconry on Facebook: “Here is a priceless photo! Neither birds are West Coast Falconry’s. A captive Harris Hawk at a museum up north was eating it’s rat on a perch outside when a wild female kestrel attempted to steal the rat. She left unharmed and empty taloned. Perfect photo timing = priceless image. :)”

[kedreeva]

The face of regret

[sindri42]

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[katswenski]

Don’t mix alcohol and energy drinks, kids, it’s not good for you. Neither is drinking four solo cups worth of energy shots.  My website – My Instagram (NEW!) – See me on LINE Webtoon!

[rurikredwolf]

@ignitetheblaize

[sugaryviolet]

@kuro89

[haniwahead]

You are “bad guy”, but you are not bad “GUY” On popular demand! This thing kind of blew up on Twitter, thought I’d at least do one more before everybody gets bored of it Zangief was the most fun character to draw here

[chadgamer]

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[lesbianredpanda]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[martian-martian-martian]

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

[hzs-modblog]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[lawbreaker13]

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

[dreamsanddabs]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

[ineedtostopchangingmyusername]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB…

[lawbreaker13]

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

[theswedishelf]

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

[dog-of-ulthar]

the joker isn’t harley quinn’s love interest he’s her origin story

[animatedamerican]

A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

[left-circle]

Originally posted by smooshywrites

[herwitchinesss]

@ajohnster 

yaaaas!

[yessoftball-lover06]

I WANT TO KNOW THE STORY BEHIND THIS. I HONESTLY THOUGHT THEY WERE LOVERS.

[autijacen]

Okay, okay, so short version:

Joker seduced Harley while he was in Arkham and she was his psychologist. He did so by manipulating sessions to make him seem pitiable.

Harley broke Joker out. Joker was originally going to kill her then, but fans had latched onto Harley Quinn’s new look and she was a fan favorite (mind you as I recall, she was originally introduced in BTAS, and then transferred to the comics later). So she ended up surviving his first murder attempt.

He decided that although annoying she could still be useful (since she’s actually brilliant, and at this point somewhat codependent). This leads to a string of horrific abuses and murder attempts. Including (in the TV show alone) throwing her through a window that is at *least* three stories up, choking her, beating her with a hammer, threatening her with one of his gag guns (which, depending on the gun, may or may not kill her in various ways), and attempting to get hyenas to eat her.

In the comics, it includes starving her, chaining her to a wall in a sewer on top of corpses of “failed Harleys,” poisoning her, leaving her in burning buildings, pushing her into the line of police fire, gaslighting her basically every time he fails to kill her, and the list goes on. When she becomes pregnant with her and Joker’s kid, she leaves for nine months, to her sister’s place, and gives birth there. She doesn’t tell Joker about the kid (and goes out of her way to prevent Joker from finding out). She tells Canary that it’s because Mr. J would be too busy for a kid, but if you pay attention to Harley’s behavior throughout the comic, the clear subtext is “My kid would end up dead or worse if Joker knew about her.”

Additionally, post break up, she notes he was abusive, says it wasn’t love, it was manipulation, and frequently describes it as the worst part of her life.

[bee-whistler]

I’m no expert but I remember one more thing… she said he never noticed she was gone for those 9 months.

[brucediana]

THANK YOU FOR CLEARING THIS UP.

[indigenousandangry]

Thank you for being super nice to that person for asking for clarification and not like, shaming them for not reading the comics or watching the cartoon series. Like I was expecting them to get torn to shreds for that and was so happy that they weren’t.

[countdoofus]

And this is why Harley Quinn is my favorite (female) Batman “villain”.

[silly-overwatch-stuff]

The faces everyone makes when they get sleep darted is the most hilarious thing.

Bonus: D.Va’s agitation at trying to wake up her mech

Orisa’s x.x face

Mei being super confused

And…Junkrat…

Via this video

[moonaged-lobotomy-deactivated20]

[knifefightscene]

All titties are valid and if u think otherwise block me

[buzzfeed]

Yes. Perfect.

[klausbaudelaire-archive]

stress couture!