[calidotgov-deactivated20240108]

[sirhro]

[blair-kamo]

[darkspaceboytoy]

I want to send a Hi out to the whole world

[bulliness]

[wizardshark]

Good morning! I- *bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you*

[wizardshark]

[utatane-piko-official]

Sits on your dash

[thememedaddy]

[disterbia]

[notahorseindisguise]

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

[notahorseindisguise]

[swagdinner]

[transmutationisms]

me when im so sweet and beautiful

[transmutationisms]

me when im so sweet and beautiful monday

[bgm05]

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

[tarantula-bones-deactivated2026]

[newtype-exe]

Kid with a bluey backpack on the flight to Sydney this must be his mecca

[guerrillatech]

[heartseeker]

i do im celebrating my dogs birthday

shes turning 2

[awbrainno]

I’m also celebrating your dogs birthday

[storms-and-illness]

celebrating tumblr user heartseeker’s dog’s birthday on the fourth everyone

[relelvance]

At night before bed let's all brush our teeth it will be epic

[sloppystyle]

[porcelain-dollbones]

[barstoolblues]

high at trader joes buying all yellow groceries