Smile my love,

try to be more kind.

[misscromwellsmonocle]

The Little Art Connoisseur (1863) August Friedrich Siegert

[darnitjack]

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

[dogpuppy]

[knownqueerbaiter]

i’m having an affair with Open in New Tab

[catsofyore]

Before the internet kittens had to call everyone individually to explain how small and cute they were. Ca. 1920 - 1935. Source.

[guilhernunes]

vampire cat cries every time he remembers that he can no longer go out in the sun

[midiport]

im going to explode in the kiln

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[paper-wounds]

[grickle14]

Wake up call.

[mierac]

this year's weather

[catnippackets]

many such cases

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the last food you ate is your nickname now how is it going

good

bad

great

awful

results

Voting ended onJul 20

[tumbwr]

[tumbwr]

music is literally so songs as fuck and dont you forget it

[strayknight]

love pulling the whole "loyal knight" thing on my friends because 1. they never expect it and 2. they go along with it every time

[strayknight]

"my liege. your royal advisor and i have discussed this grave matter and we concur that you should not continue to commune with your ex regardless of what medicinal herbs he offers you. he is a stinky fuckhead. his presence is a blight upon our kingdom." and they just go yeah youre right and never bring up the whole knight thing even if they take a moment to process it

[rodeoragin]

lovecore this. cottagecore that. what about the reactor core its going to explode

[rookdaw]

[thenwearedecided]

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[softwaring]