Smile my love,

try to be more kind.

[yellow-cat]

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

[sanrio-stud]

there should be coming of age stories for people turning 30

[buttpoems]

[kateammann]

Happy Pride Month to all of my fellow aces!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[centrally-unplanned]

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

[theabigailthorn]

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

"visual learner" this "auditory learner" that well I'm an oral learner. put it in my mouth

[mytearsrricochet]

happy pride month

[stealingpotatoes]

rereading your own fics/wips is a very slippery slope into finding out you actually have to finish your fics if you want them finished

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[argentavis]

hey do you mind grabbing joseph's coat for him? yeah its the red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve and cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and gray and purple and white and pink and orange and blue one

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[khmelisuneliart]

Drawing Arthur in sunlight is my favorite thing

[mapleejay]

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

[mapleejay]

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

[16th-of-a-twigg]

abandoned screencap redraw 🫠👍 Ko-Fi

[sins-of-a-gay-crow]

the thing they don't tell you about blorbos is that they fucking infect your mind and you cant stop thinking about them

everything is about the blorbo or blobros and everything will be and can be if you try hard enough