{ demystified }

I'm a little bit of everything adding up to nothing.

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

my girl got a yeast infection. make bread with that, call it hole grain

i have never hated anyone more in my lfife

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this is what every drake lyric sounds like to me

[pondlifeforme]

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this reblog has been in my drafts for like 7 years for some reason? I don’t even use this site anymore but the show has ended time to set it free lmao

[catleecious]

[beautyandafunnygirl]

Hello? Little human? Okay I kiss you now.

[ohcapaldee-deactivated20140824]

Fun fact: the cat is checking the baby’s mouth to see if it is still breathing. Were it not breathing, the cat would commence to eat it.

[iliveforthefantasy]

FUN FACT

[the-multiverse-deactivated20180]

Omfg

[cappucino-commie]

That’s just blatantly untrue. While cats have been known to eat human corpses, it’s generally only when they’re starving and have no other food source. Seriously, quit demonizing cats.

[arilookingglass]

Nose touches (as you see here) are a cats way of saying hello. It’s a friendly greeting. It’s NOT checking for breath.

Laying on a human (as you see here) is literally cat cuddling. Thats it.

We have literal records of cats going out of their way to save the lives of children from various dangers, from fires, to dog attacks, to choking to death. Its very easy to look up.

The only cases of cats eating their humans, have always been when their human died and it has been several days without the body being found. Amazingly this tends to line up with the cat not being fed and therefore STARVING.

It’s also a common thing among most pet animals too? Like sorry, your dog will do it too. Hell, ever heard of the the Donner Party? Humans aren’t exempt. When faced with survival, you try and survive.

STOP DEMONIZING CATS FOR BEING ANIMALS.

(And I mean, all it takes is a quick google search to figure this out, but no lets spread misinformation about innocent animals?)

If you actually truly believe cats are out to get you, and are cold and not affectionate, or whatever else people use to justify demonizing cats… You need to actually look up cat behavior. Your cat who ‘ignores’ you? More often than not is just respecting your space. Your cat who lashes out? Probably not feeling safe in their environment. Your cat brings you gross things? Trying to look after you.

Cats aren’t dogs. They have a set way of communication, and while they can learn dofferent expressions of affection, it will always be less evident than with dogs (who are particularily malleable to human behavior.) This doesn’t mean they are any less loving or capable of bonds.

All it takes is a quick google search to figure out why your cat does what they do. And literally, no cat intrinsically wants to eat babies.

[vrabia]

are you kidding me, cats are super protective of small children. they’ve been known to attack dogs, snakes, alligators and grown-ass men if they thought a child was in danger. a stray cat in russia saved an abandoned baby from hypothermia by cuddling him, alerted people to his presence and tried following the freaking ambulance that took him to the hospital. they are very sweet and patient with babies and there are tons of adorable videos out there to prove it.

[superbuzzwheeze-unsolved]

IF I EVER HEAR ANYONE TALKING SHIT ABOUT KITTIES I SWEAR

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

“cats are not dogs”

And there’s the rub. People have issues with cats because they’re mad they don’t act like dogs. They are a different animal and they relate and communicate differently. That doesn’t make them worse pets or evil or something.

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

^^^

Cats are good and pure creatures, dammit

[curiousobsession101]

Actually true fun fact! Cats who live with humans see those humans as colonymates! Cat colonies communally raise kittens. So if a cat’s human has a baby, the cat considers themself an automatic co-parent. So as far as that cat is concerned, that baby is its baby too. That cat is cuddling with and doting on its kitten.

[glitter-pear]

Oh my god, that last fact is so fucking cute

[squeeful]

Yep. Was just going to put that last bit. Cats are great.

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I would like to point out that domesticating dogs involved millennia of us breeding them to select the traits most amenable and useful to humans, including displaying unconditional love and loyalty. Meanwhile, although there are plenty of cat breeders out there, as a whole the species arguably domesticated *us* by getting us to let them in our homes and feed them, while we couldn’t really train them to act exactly how we wanted and just had to learn how to respect their boundaries. All animals are good and deserve to be understood on their own terms imo.

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the cutest line !

[amen69fashion]

Melissa Anderson, Nora Attal, Shelby Hayes, Chu Wong, Mayowa Nicholas, Lineisy Montero, Radhika Nair, Liya Kebede, Ellen Rosa, Imari Laranja, Isilda Moreira, Grace Bol, Selena Forrest, Charlee Fraser, Manuela Sanchez, He Cong, Noemie Abigail, Hiandra Martinez, Yoon Young Bae, Binx Walton, Yasmin Wijnaldum and Mica Argañaraz

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next in the diversification of modeling: models who don’t all have the same jawline/cheekbones?

[durianquotes]

If there is no love in the world, we will make a new world, and we will give it walls, and we will furnish it with soft, red interiors, from the inside out, and give it a knocker that resonates like a diamond falling to a jeweler’s felt so that we should never hear it. Love me, because love doesn’t exist, and I have tried everything that does.

Jonathan Safran Foer, Everything is Illuminated  (via mythaelogy)

[poppybottle]

Luke Skywalker running away but leaving a map like

[magic-of-eternity]

[baawri]

“I grew up in a small town where boys used to idealize films. They wanted to do everything leading actors did. They thought that since girls liked what they saw in the film, they would like that kind of behavior in real life too.”

[hikingdyke-deactivated20170912]

do u think people with big noses look good with nose rings? I want one but I'm worried I won't be able to pull it off.

Yes!!!!!! I think ppl with big noses look good all the time tbh but especially w nose rings!!!!!! Go for it

[hikingdyke-deactivated20170912]

EDIT: tumblr user @bengalislut was kind enough to remind me that nose piercings were first worn by South Asian and Aboriginal peoples and were brought to the west by white punks who wanted to “rebel” by coopting styles that they viewed as “tribal”. Nose piercings were created BY and FOR people with big noses, and white supremacy has convinced us that they only look good on small noses. Deconstruct that, internalize the historical and cultural context.

[hikingdyke-deactivated20170912]

a better way to put it than “brought to the west” would be STOLEN. This wasn’t passive, it wasn’t simply “brought”. This was an act of violent, colonial racism

[monstermal]

I’ve always wanted a nose ring but I always thought my nose was too big and too crooked. I didn’t want to draw extra attention to it. But like, this makes me think that maybe it would be an act of self love.

[counting-to-infinity]

mine is def a part of the process. ^^

[redvelvetrun]

I was reading Star Wars The Force Awakens: the visual dictionary when I stumbled upon this gem on Captain Phasma’s page.

[dykejedi-deactivated20170430]

confirmed: phasma is ripped and is strong enough to hoist me over her head and carry me around

[trans-mouse]

Gender roles are for underdeveloped societies. True.

[themarysue]

PHASMAAA

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"equality" = men and women can equally be fascist oppressors!! v good

[vvhack]

[lovingechoes]

Gotta do it

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

[travellertalks]

^

[enjoyyourbunny]

Am I going to hear that my food is ever being delivered to me ever? I would like that.

[chead-deactivated20181204]

hit me

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last June I reblogged a photo of a bagel being lit on fire cuz it said I’d get the best news of my life. later that very day I found out I was moved from alternate to finalist for a program that provides an all expense paid scholarship to study a language abroad over the summer, and now I’m proficient in that language thanks to the experience and the mysterious bagel. then just a week ago I reblogged money cat and by the end of the week I received a surprise of $100. so hell yeah I’m reblogging this

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I saw this on Twitter where they said they saw it on Facebook so idk the source but

[mtvstyle]

[teubele]

Avan Jogia photographed by Raphaël Lugassy for L'Uomo Vogue

[aseaofquotes]

Alexandra Kleeman, You Too Can Have a Body Like Mine

[mariodyssey]

i feel bad my interests are all over the place like idk what content u followed me for originally but it probably wasnt this

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me on twitter