You can never have too many boomerangs!

A quote blog. If you want the real blog look for cockvengers

[wondersmith-and-sons]

foreman. babe. we’re at the bottom end of season 8. you have worked here for almost a decade. why are you still surprised there's medical malpractice going on at the medical malpractice department that you, personally, used to do medical malpractice at

[wondersmith-and-sons]

some of my fave tags on this post

god this show is truly bonkers isn’t it.

[nottodayjustin]

February 1st 2026 best hockey tweets of the day

[antrea]

[25.09.11] rookie camp (bonk, barkey)

mike's way is the only way

full transcript:

Media: 15 pounds of muscle is a lot to put on in a couple of months. Can you take us maybe behind the process a little bit? OB: Uh, yeah, you just eat 'til you're sick. Media: <laughs> OB: No, seriously, you do—and, you just work out and skate, but it's more about like—just—downing calories, as many as you can, just non-stop eating, pretty much, yeah. I—ate so much Jersey Mike's this summer, just the Giant subs—I'll eat that for like—not even like a meal, it'll be like—in between lunch and dinner, I'll have a 2,000 calorie sub, and then I'll go for dinner, so. That's how you do it. - Media: Were you eating the 2,000-calorie subs with him [Bonk], or? DB: Yeah. Yeah we've been-we've been-we've been crushing those every night almost. It's getting-getting sick of Jersey Mike's now but uh, I need to get some calories in. Media: What's your go-to order? DB: Uh, I get the Italian. Giant. Mike's Way. Minus the onions.

[daveedmee]

[couturiegay]

“Oh we don’t have to do the tongue thing anymore? Yay!” - Eric on Catholicism

[couturiegay]

If Clint Barton had a tattoo of anything it would be of the Domino’s Logo

Julie about Clint’s bad Endgame tattoo

[couturiegay]

Together we Form Voltron (aka the Season 6)

A drink made from Creme de Menthe, Baja Blast, Blue Spindrift, Cheap Red Wine, Pre Opened White Wine all in a Black Cup (please replace Baja Blast with Blue Curaçao)

[couturiegay]

A real fan would have cut off their arm.

Faye about a Yang Cosplayer

[couturiegay]

That person is weak. Wear black every day. Then you're always ready to mourn.

@caltrops

[couturiegay]

It doesn’t matter. Someone has to die. That’s how justice works.

TJ

[couturiegay]

I think it made me like Thor. - Brooke

[couturiegays]

Final Great Comet Notes (2/2)

So as I mentioned in Part 1, I was fortunate enough see Comet on September 2nd (matinee) and September 3rd (closing) with a friend. In Part 1 I covered mostly the 9/2 matinee but there may be a few leftover notes interspersed.

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[couturiegays]

Final Great Comet Notes 1/2

So I went to see Comet on September 2nd (matinee) and September 3rd (closing) with a friend. Some of the musings apply to both shows but I’ll try to go in some sort of order. The first part is primarily related to the show on the 2nd.

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[danidery]

did I write this

[zagenta]

Concept: fratsonas. Create a self-insert that’s a douchey frat bro. Mine’s name is Josh

[zagenta]

Everyone keeps tagging this saying they’re Chad but listen guys. We can’t all be a Chad. If you really want your fratsona to be a Chad you have to earn it

[if-only-for-one-more-day]

IIIINNNNN

The city of Insomnia, born and raised In the palace is where I spent most of my days. Chillin’ out, maxin’ and relaxin’ all cool and hangin’ out with Prompto outside the school.

When a shady-lookin’ guy, who was up to no good, was talkin’ to the king like the Nifs would, he made one little threat and my dad got scared. He said, “You’re leaving with Gladio and Ignis out of here.” I walked to the Regalia and when it came near, The license plate said "Insomnia” and had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this car was fine But I thought, “Eh, whatever. Yo Specs, to Duscae.” We pulled up to the camp about 9 or 10 And I said to Gladio, “Really? Camp again?” I look at campsite. I know what it means. I have to sit in this chair and eat the fucking beans.

[couturiegay]

Brooke: Do you even know how many balls Obi Wan has. Infinite. As many balls as the ratio of tiles.