Caius Ovinius

Part-time writer, full-time complainer // Erudite by my Path // ESO PS4/NA // Faro Focus User // Fire bender // Blue Wayfinder // 26 he/him //

[covinius]

Tuesday.

[larvitarr]

i support u lazy gay pikachu (x)

[not-your-homme]

Today in chemistry we did a lab where we burned different chemical compounds to see what color flame would be produced and my group mixed all of the compounds together, and this was result

[robeblr]

GAY FIRE IS POPPIN

[deleteduser-mchnsthnk-deactivat]

Thats definitely against Lab Safety Rules but also Iconic

[flannelsandjeans-deactivated202]

Buffets are PVP enabled areas

[flannelsandjeans-deactivated202]

Just saw a lady pour chili onto her pizza

[pokeyscrypt]

Enchanting her weapon

[abcscandal-deactivated20250327]

…… When the writer of BERT and ERNIE said he wrote them as gay literally no one was thinking abt the two puppets banging off-screen. it was a CHILDREN’S show. theyre gay bc they loved each other. going off abt asexuality is so weird bc no one was talking abt sexual intercourse in the 1st place!!!! And going off abt how they identified as male but had the bodies of a puppet so therefore they can’t feel sexual desire or WHATEVER is also batshit insane. Be more normal

[chadgamer]

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[lesbianredpanda]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[martian-martian-martian]

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

[hzs-modblog]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[lawbreaker13]

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

[dreamsanddabs]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

[ineedtostopchangingmyusername]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB…

[lawbreaker13]

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

[theswedishelf]

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

[theweirdwideweb]

[monstercub]

Wtf is that? A storm elemental?

[monkeysaysficus]

Ball lightning fuck me all the way up

[emotiona1shorty]

Excuse me what the fuck is this

[ichorandpride]

you literally captured whats called “ball lightning” which is the rarest form of lighting

its so rare that we dont even know how it forms other than by heat, static electricity, and humidity

[mylifewithfel]

storm elemental it is

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

look guys this is how nature-based deities and spirits come about this is ridiculous

[greater-than-the-sword]

Are you aware that the first-ever video footage of ball lightning outside a laboratory was taken in 2014 and there are only like 3 or 4 videos like this in existence and this might be the most close-up one

[yourthyla]

WOW beautiful!!!!

[dearbisexual]

me: *sees a pretty girl*

my heart: *minecraft damage noise*

[yellowpoet]

My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought

[troyetroyetroye]

My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die

[momoiroinkremade]

[nerdexpress]

Someone: So which generation are you actually a part of?

People born from 1996-2001:

[steel-kun]

Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth"

[dream-cassette]

imma need some context on that cause WHAT?

[steel-kun]

“forests” = minuscule form of what trees on Earth can be, basically saplings “mesas” = not landforms, but petrified ancient tree trunks IIRC the theory goes that all forests on Earth were destroyed ages ago and it takes them ridiculous times to regrow, with those giant mammoth redwood trees just being the oldest ones that have grown the most

[maxeth]

evidence 1:

[shattered-earth]

This conspiracy theory is absolutely wild and includes the assertion that all rocks are left over remnants of plants/trees from a “silicon era”. Although it’s obviously.. not true.. they really have some amazing photos that feed your imagination of a fantasy world, i’ve compiled their best:

do you think giant trees would have proportionally giant branhes or would they just be like furry green spears? LOL

[trisshawkeye]

I love how the implication is that the flat tops of mesas were caused by something equally enormous CUTTING THEM DOWN

[cousinnick]

Paul Bunyan cryptid confirmed 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so in horror movies where flat tires stop people from running away…you can still drive with flat tires. it damages the tires and the wheels, and it’s not safe at high speeds, but you can still drive away from a raving serial killer. pro tip next time a knife wielding lunatic comes at you get in the car, you’ll be fine

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

well this would have been useful last night

[aro-ace-fangirl]

See this is where people make the mistake. If the knife maniac is running straight at your car, SLAM it into reverse. You probably won’t kill them but you might cause some damage. Then drive. They’ll be stopped and you can get away, and maybe they’ll even be at the same spot to call the cops (and maybe the ambulance) on

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what a top notch addition to an already excellent post

[anikisam-deactivated20220728]

are we going to ignore the guy who apparently had an encounter with a serial killer last night

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they lived to post about it, it’s fine

[rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv]

rich ppl are like so easily convinced abt ghosts I remember growing up it was near this vacant lot and whenever I broke a toy instead of going to face the wrath of my mother I would fucking bury it in that lot and then sure enough, some dude tried to develop the land and found a ton of buried rotten dolls and shit and told everyone it was haunted

it’s been over a decade and that lot is still vacant 

[johnnyfourballs]

You single handedly tanked the value of someone’s prime real estate and that makes me happy

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

As soon as I read this I immediately started thinking of ways to do this on purpose to get cheap land and I was five posts down my dash before I realised I was becoming Scooby Doo villain

[puli-dreads-deactivated20250615]

I hope this gets enough traction to be on some version of buzzfeed unsolved

[hostagesandsnacks]

i love when fanfiction describes male orgasm simply as

“he exploded”

just like

[themourningmadam-deactivated202]

I am rolling over these fucking posts.

[great-tweets]

[source]

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

FREE HIM

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

HE CAME BACK

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

the bi-strut™

[adages-of-team-free-will]

people out here really thinking that every badass woman is bisexual

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

….umm

3 out of the 4 are canon bisexuals. the wasp is the only one that’s fanon and she has this working towards her in favour of being bi…

canadian actresses can’t play straight characters it’s a scientific fact sorry