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ind. au gérard lacroix || est. 1.1.2018

[overwatchfamrp]

overwatch au rp

hello! if you’re interested in an rp discord server for a post-recall au in which gerard is alive, the swiss hq never exploded, and everyone is generally doing a bit better, have i got the deal for you!

currently, all spots except for gérard lacroix are open.

if you’re interested, fill out this form!

[covteav-blog]

me: im gonna be more active

me: forgets to log on for a while again

me: fuck

[covteav-blog]

@ncvabcrn #makegerardsleep2k18

[covteav-blog]

                                                   @ncvabcrn liked for a starter.

                he hasn’t slept in like a week. this is his fifth cup of coffee in the last hour.

                               “ hey you know what’s cool? i can’t feel my own heartbeat. ”

[covteav-blog]

starter call!

[covteav-blog]

scytalis:

“Uh-huh.”

This man seemed pleasant enough, if secretive. They crossed their arms defensively, eyes not quite making contact with his. Manny had enough experience with suave mannerisms and ill intentions to be wary here.

“Soo, complicated because of you or…?”

                he could sense their suspicion, and that... was not what he wanted. he could not afford to spill his entire life story to someone who he only just met, regardless of whether or not they knew amélie -- so the question was, how vague could he be?

                              “ moreso complicated because of her employers, as well as my former employers. ”

[covteav-blog]

i’ll try and be active again starting tomorrow!!!! sorry for not being on this blog me me big busy

[bubbagumps]

[cyanotid-a-deactivated20210129]

@covteav

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ncvabcrn:

“-Are you TRYING to kill me with embarrassment? If so- You’re doing a really good job at it! Are- Are you doing this on purpose? Stuffing me for the harvest? Why dad, why?”

            “ i’m allowed to think my kid is adorable! oh, oh, and here’s one of you crying facedown in the street, too. we didn’t get any context but i have to say it’s relatable. ”

[covteav-blog]

rp servers on discord are a LOT of fun but like im sitting here in one i joined last night getting dragged into some passive aggressive drama by one of my friends who doesn’t like another member and i’m just like. mmmmmmmmm

[vhsmeme]

* interview the muse

‘ do you miss anyone? ’

‘ how are you doing? ’

‘ do you believe in ghosts? ’

‘ what makes you laugh? ’ 

‘ list your top three bands or singers. ’ 

‘ how many blankets do you sleep with? ’

‘ does your name hold any special meaning to you? ’

‘ gum, cake, pie or ice cream? ’

‘ favorite book? ’

‘ are you a good person? ’

‘ describe love. ’

‘ have you ever taken part in an uprising? ‘

‘ favorite song? ’

‘ name a guilty pleasure. ’

‘ the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you today? ’

‘ tell me one truth and one lie. ’

‘ do you like people? ’

‘ what motivates you? ’

‘ describe the perfect weekend. ’

‘ any pet peeves? ’

‘ do you need a hug? ’

‘ would you like to have kids? ’

‘ do you have any tattoos? ’

‘ classical, oldies, punk, hip hop or country? ’

‘ when was the last time you cried? ’

‘ are you religious? ’

[theanti90smovement]

[gangsters-wife]

[mideoku-deactivated20181003]

astralord:

suicideforestisms:

can’t believe i gotta stop the fun for a second to remind everyone these are memes and no one’s promoting poison by following a fucking tide pod blog, supporting suicide by following my blog, supporting touching the spaghett through the italian blog and supporting racism through the knuckles blog. just have fun for once, you sad fuckers

there is nothing “meme” about a grown man filming and making light of a dead person while simultaneously benefiting financially from the content he produced. he monitized the video and his apology. there is nothing “fun” about this blog. ugandan knuckles is racist in that it reinforces stereotypes and the black community have come forward to express why it is racist. what you’re doing with your blog is not only making light of the incident with l*gan p*ul and his video but extends further disrespect and insensitivity. it has nothing to do with being “overly sensitive” or lacking a sense of humour. 

jupes didnt address why exactly the ugandan meme is racist  while the other spaghet memes arent and such but me and shou ( in a reply to the link ) did here, but in summary, there is  A TON of prejudice within the ugandan community from the memes. Its reinforcing stereotypes ( like jupes said ) about tribal racism ( clicking noises, spitting, spears, taking a ‘queen’ ) and people are clearly taking it too far and actually stereotyping actual ugandans as such which is utterly racist. 

you may not conscientiously support racism by perpetuating the memes ( like directly being racist ) but its indirect. its still relevant, and you have to be cognition that problematic memes have real world effects. 

[musingmeme-blog]

touch meme . send one to do to my muse .

001.   grab their hand .

002.   kiss their cheek .

003.   give massage .

004.   kiss hand .

005.   high five .

006.   cuddle .

007.   cry on . 

008.   shoulder hug .

009.   bear hug .

010.   kiss them .

011.   pinkie promise .

012.   piggy back ride . 

013.  give them food . 

014.   from behind hug . 

015.   fist bump .

[covteav-blog]

{{ Detailed physical appearance asks, if you're ready for 'em! Hair, mouth, legs... hands? (i'd like to point out, while side-eyeing the meme description, that pianists can have ANY kind of hands, short and stubby included. >> )

HAIR: gérard’s hair is naturally very dark and thick, and he prefers to keep it short. it’s not terribly hard to manage, and he usually makes sure it’s gelled back so he looks more “fancy” and “professional.” he likes to keep an insufferable french mustache, and usually lets a bit of stubble grow.

MOUTH: his lips are thin but still kissable and he’ll stab you if you say otherwise. his default expression is a bit of a smug smirk; he has all of his own teeth and makes sure they’re always whiter than a yeti in a snowstorm. when he smiles genuinely, usually his teeth are visible.

LEGS: gérard’s legs are long and strong. his knees are rounded, and he walks something like this. 

HANDS: gérard’s fingers are long and thin, and his palm is square. they’re pretty average sized; his palms are calloused from years of dealing with knives and climbing shit but he makes sure to keep the backs of his hands moisturized and smooth. they’re typically dry, and his nails are a bit long but generally well kempt.

tl;dr gérard “narcissus on a diet of loving wife juice” lacroix cares about his appearance and is a vain fit motherfucker

[covteav-blog]

send me a word! || learn all about my muse's physical features!

[hair]: length, colour, texture, whether it grows quickly or slowly, how manageable it is, whether it requires lots of styling, do they leave stray hairs everywhere, is it present on their face, is it present on the rest of their body, etc.

[eyes]: not just the colour, but the shape, the length of their eyelashes, whether they're alert or usually half-closed, large or small, sunken into the face, ringed by bags, etc.

[mouth]: are their lips always drawn thin or are they plump and kissable, what's their "default expression"/resting face, do they have all their own teeth, do they use their teeth to smile, etc.

[face]: what is the shape of their face, do they have pronounced cheekbones or a strong jaw, what's the size and shape of their nose, what's the size and shape of their ears, do they stick out, are they pointed, etc.

[skin]: obviously colour, but also if they're inclined to run hot or cold, do they have any blemishes or unusual markings, are they inclined to blush, are they freckled, do they tan, what does their skin feel like, etc.

[build]: are they skinny and petite or do they resemble a body builder, are they tall or short or average height, are they lean and wiry, are they overweight, are all of their features proportionate, etc.

[chest]: (potentially nsfw) what size are their breasts if they have them, nipple colour and shape and size, do they have visible muscle definition/abs, etc.

[groin]: (potentially nsfw) any information pertaining to genitals - length, girth, shape, colour, "unusual features", also includes the rear and its general appearance, etc.

[hands]: are they large or small, do they have pianist's fingers or short stubby ones, do they tend to get sweaty or are they always dry, is the skin rough or delicate, are the nails painted or chewed or sharp, etc.

[legs]: are they solidly built, short and stubby, or long and graceful, do they have knobbly knees or rounded knees, what's their gait, etc.

[feet]: do they have a habit of going up on their tiptoes, what's their usualy stance, do they tend to shift their weight to a preferred side, etc.

[other]: any other obscure feature or tiny detail that the asker is interested in, could include fantastical elements such as a tail, wings, horns, must be stated by asker, etc.