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[baltimorerat]

huh/what pronouns

[the-0ther-mother]

Local public library...save me...

Local public library

Save me local public library

[cansu-m]

[yidan]

The kiss and its prelude.

2020

Zhang Yidan (instagram)

[dieletztepanzerhexe]

Well cared for tree shrine on Baborowska 1, Warszawa

[milfyspamton]

spongebob pantyshot

[duckdotcom]

[shivorce]

if i was in the spiderverse movies i personally wouldn’t let the guy who destroyed an entire dimension be in charge of the elite task force of dimension hopping spiderpeople. i would maybe pick someone else . but that is just me

[shivorce]

me if i was in the elite taskforce after watching miguel absolutely wail on a 15 year old: hey. i don’t wanna be that guy but should we like …….. maybe impeach him or something . yeah no i know he’s hot. yeah mhm. see my thing is that i think that was probably an hr violation . also i heard he wasn’t even bitten by a spider

[scatter-brain-at-work]

"I've been thinking about" something I've thought of for 5 seconds

"it just occurred to me" this has been bugging me for 11 years.

[hesitantalien2014]

i dont know why i shared all that information is one of my favorite phrases ever because every day i really dont know why i shared all that information

[hesitantalien2014]

using this like a signature banner under all of my posts from now on

[workingitinportland-deactivated]

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

[artisanalqueer]

Hi friend! Fun fact! The human body can only absorb one liter of water per hour, and not all at once! Likely the reason you’re peeing so much is because you’re taking in too much water at a time, so your body just flushes it through your system as opposed to absorbing it. A good rule is ¼ liter every 15 minutes. Don’t get me wrong, there are definitely times that I want to (and will) glug a whole liter like it’s nothing, but steady hydration throughout the day is key! -Your friendly local wilderness first responder who rehydrates people for their job :)

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Dang okay 📝

[homoidiotic]

Lou Sullivan trans man activist in his bedroom six months before he died of AIDS in 1991. Photographed by Mariette Pathy Allen (source)

[pasta-is-magnificent]

[kingscrown666]

[anarchist-rat-swarm]

M-M-M-MULTIKILL!

[what-if-doctor-who-was-yuri-yaoi]

[honkytonkdyke]

since we are talking about people who deserve a higher salary i think teachers should be making six figures a year btw. if state superintendents who have never set foot in a classroom can make that much so should the teachers. teachers are quite literally the backbone of our society and if teachers were actually properly compensated we wouldn’t have a shortage or bad teachers who are continually burnout because of a lack of proper compensation.

[animentality]

[thebirdinator3000]

“it’s in god’s hands and I am not praying.”

[intersexfairy]

[ID: A tweet by jazz! @/juhuachai. It reads: "optimal posting times" "stagger your posts" if you see me you see me. it's in gods hands and i am not praying.

The tweet was posted at 7:57 PM on March 2nd 2023 in an unknown timezone. It had 9,615, 238 Quote Tweets, and 36.8K Likes. /End ID]

[sleepycrowhours]

Mood of the day: stressed out zim on a index card

[varilien]

im at peace day, im at the anniversary of the last official day of the area 51 raid, im at the combination peace day/area 51 raid anniversary and im STILL thinking about how wild the invader zim renaissance was

um also lol

[ublock-origin]

what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters

We have no letters Kathleen!

[ublock-origin]

some 8ish years now i reckon

i have naturally acidic sweat. it's a family thing

[ublock-origin]

we have already. They don't know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.

[ashestoashesjc]

[captain-price-unofficially]

What the fuck.

[naggingatlas]

op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen