the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience
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the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience
this is literally how it feels
i want to feel sorry for the poor thing but the absolute silence from the crowd is breaking me
should have moonwalked its body off stage 2/10
couldn't have timed that music funnier if they tried
in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday
the following events ensued:
1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?
2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes
3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes
4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke
5. this absolute masterpiece:
If Backrooms was a children’s book
cough cough spoilers
so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet
oh this is absolutely the wrong blog. please ignore
i literally couldn't ignore this if i tried
World Heritage Post
I like it in here.
home cooked meal
When your art skills can’t keep up with your kiddo’s new interests
grug dont have to change!
In your 20s, you'll feel like you're losing the race. It's important to understand that there is no race.
the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet
That’s where god sits
you know those meteorites that used to hit schools full of children that couldn’t leave? that’s where the guy who threw them sat
since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons
Attackers explain how an anti-spam defense became an AI weapon.
love that energy
RIP to the legend
This goose fucking rocks and had a crazy life!
I really just have to summarize Thomas's entire life:
He was in a committed relationship with a male swan named Henry for 18-24 years before a female swan named Henrietta showed up and mated with Henry.
Thomas was initially jealous of the pair and attacked them, breaking 2 of the 5 eggs Henrietta had laid. However, once the remaining eggs hatched, Thomas warmed up to them and helped raise them.
Henry couldn't fly because of an injured wing, so Thomas taught the cygnets how to fly.
When they needed to reduce the goose population in the pond where Thomas and the swans lived, they dyed Thomas's feathers red so he wouldn't be separated from Henry.
Henry, Henrietta, and Thomas remained in their happy throuple for years and raised 68 cygnets before Henry died in 2009. After Henry's death, Henrietta found another swan and flew away, leaving Thomas alone.
Thomas finally met and mated with a female goose in 2011 and had his own babies. However, another goose named George stole them and raised them himself.
As Thomas grew elderly and blind, he was relocated to a wildlife center where he raised orphaned cygnets.
His caretaker at the center described him as "pretty high maintenance."
Thomas died in 2018 at the age of around 40. He had a funeral that included a small coffin and a procession that was led by a bagpiper. He was buried under the stone where Henry was buried, the two finally reunited in death.
Before and after his death, Thomas has been celebrated as an icon of the LGBTQ+ community for obvious reasons.