and the dirt still stains me…

Allison | 24 | she/her | Mary Goore enthusiast | MDNI

[cowboyemeritus]

Howdy Pardners (Master Post)

Welcome! I'm Allison, I’m an archaeologist, and sometimes I write things. Please feel free to make requests or suggestions!

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Current Masterlist:

Libations (explicit, oneshot) - Papa Emeritus IV/Reader, altar sex, exhibitionism, lactation

Pour Some Sugar On Me (explicit, oneshot) - Papa Emeritus IV/Reader, drunk sex, strip teasing, facials

Apex Predator (explicit, oneshot) - Aether/Reader, predator/prey, outdoor sex, overstimulation, knotting

The Good Lord Would Want It That Way (explicit, oneshot) - Mary Goore/Reader, anal sex, roleplay, religious themes

My Bloody Valentine (explicit, ficlet) - Papa Emeritus II/Reader, period sex, that's pretty much it

Ghouls' Night Out (explicit, oneshot) - Ghoulettes/Reader, foursome, outdoor sex, marijuana use

Insurmountable Odds (explicit, oneshot) - Mary Goore/Reader, major character injury, drunk sex, confessions, light overstimulation

Warmth (explicit, oneshot) - Papa Emeritus III/Reader, death and resurrection, crying, angsty sex

How Ever Fair and Pure (explicit, oneshot) - Papa Emeritus III/Reader, stranger sex, public sex, age gap, drugs and alcohol

Get On Your Knees (And Start Praying) (explicit, ficlet) - Papa Emeritus IV/Father Defroque/Reader, car sex, premature ejaculation, just three sluts having a good time

Just Like Holy Mary (mature, oneshot) - Papa Emeritus IV/Reader, Antichrist!Copia, virginity loss, you get the gist of it

Picture Perfect (explicit, ficlet) - Mary Goore/Reader, phone sex, masturbation, naughty polaroids :)

Chit-Chat (explicit, oneshot) - Papa Emeritus IV/Cirrus/Reader, threesome, light humiliation, orgasm delay, implied future orgy lol

Sleeping Beauty (explicit, oneshot) - Aurora/Reader, morning sex, consensual somno, size difference, gn!reader

Il Suo Campione (explicit, series) - Copia/Reader, mafia/boxing AU, organized crime, graphic violence, smut

Another Vision (explicit, oneshot) - Mary Goore/Succubus!Reader, oral sex, riding, weird demon magic stuff lol

Cenerentola (sfw, oneshot) - Frater Imperator/Reader, crushes, dancing, magic shenanigans, first kisses

Shovel Bums (explicit, oneshot) - Cardinal Copia/Reader, archaeology au, secret workplace relationship, outdoor sex

[cowboyemeritus]

I want to travel back in time and give a pop tart to a homo erectus

[cowboyemeritus]

I know it’s been a long summer of fieldwork because why else would I be longing for our fuckass apartment in the fuckass South Bay

[dragonpyre]

No one in this DMV knows I’m thinking about men getting railed

[dragonpyre]

No

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

now all of china, etc etc

ink: diamine oxblood

[fascinationstreetmp3]

me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it

[cowboyemeritus]

Aw yeah I can walk to Michael’s from my hotel we are living in the lap of luxury

[badassdemonsword]

Im dryin up faster than lake mead just thinking about it

[chicknparm]

Futures

Made of

Ethical romantasy

[ninihammett]

I love this video.

[comfysanda]

Welcome back, sweetheart

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[callmehopeless]

I made it

[ilynpilled]

happy yaoi day!

[cowboyemeritus]

pulling up to the mechanic in my hi viz so they know I don’t fuck around

[cowboyemeritus]

computa let me pirate The Thicket (2024) but ONLY the parts that cowboy James Hetfield is in

[berryinnit]

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

[cowboyemeritus]

bitch, if you were sorry about hitting me with buckets you’d stop throwing them at me while i’m in the unit!!!!

[cowboyemeritus]

my fuckass coworkers are on the verge of losing cookie privileges but I need an outlet for my baking hobby