killjoy

deranged and incoherent any pronouns 🐋

[medievalsleaze]

YOU GUYS. WE GOT THE DOUBLE MURDER. THEY FUCKING KILLED EACH OTHER

[wintersnails]

watching msr already be sooo in love throughout s1 gives strong ‘oh they’ll figure it out eventually’ vibes but then s2 and s3 come along and you start to realize the situation might be more dire than predicted and by s4 and s5 things are getting absolutely ridiculous until s6 when it’s like ‘ok nvm they’re actually stupid’

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

top economists are saying today that so long as the coyote doesn't look down he will never fall

[thestroyer]

[dee-the-red-witch]

I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE PAINT JOB I NEED ON MY CAR.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

driving my newly painted car down to my job at the children’s hospital

[dartmoorpixie]

[dartmoorpixie]

[prettyscully]

[finch-co-uk]

part-time lover and a full-time friend <3

☆⋆｡𖦹°‧★🛸

i finished watching the x files a few days ago !! :,) was an unexpected ending but i hope they lived happily ever after :]

[tripleennui]

Honestly the weirdest aspect of Mulder and Scully’s relationship is that they flirt harder the more disgusting or disturbing whatever they’re investigating is. Is there a corpse with a live frog inside? Let’s crack jokes and subtly imply how attracted to each other we are. What about a dead baby in a closet? Obviously that’s when we should have a barely coded conversation about Mulder’s dick, duh. Interrogating a sadistic murderer? Totally the appropriate time to eye-fuck each other over the interrogation table. Stuck in the woods being chased by mutated conquistadors? (God, this show is strange) Time to cuddle, joke about getting naked, and sing to each other. Could you be infected with a scary parasitic ice worm? Let’s feel each other’s necks up in the most erotic way possible under the guise of a medical exam. Truly no one is doing it like them and that’s probably a good thing

[puyopuyo]

things in this world that kick ass

1.

[supertrouperrr]

Whatever you say beautiful

The X-Files, s5e14

[prettyscully]

[youreadarkwizard]

David: I think the one picture I have of us up on the wall is the one where I had the dress on. Gillian: I love that picture. David: Yeah. Gillian: And I'm holding you up. David: Exactly. Gillian: Yeah. I love that picture. (Fail Better podcast, 11/12/2024)

📸 David Duchovny & Gillian Anderson photographed by Mark Seliger, 1997

[ddead3ye]

Self indulgent crossover doodle of my favorite alien hunters and alien

[i-am-a-stupid-robot]

[elstabler]

simply losing my mind at the thought of gillian walking into david’s trailer to show him a picture of this dog pictured “big nose warm heart” saying hey so this is you 🙃🥲

[evuwus]

"Getting lost in my coworker's eyes"-msr,watercolor