Yikes

[sunb1eeder]

those sick perverts at oreo are always crossbreeding their cookies with anything they can get their hands on

[papayajuan2019]

midwife? don't say that. a wife could never be that.

[dogpuppy]

[hollowboobtheory]

ancient greek vet trying to neuter a hydra but alas...

[elliegoose]

my potion #MyPotion

[exit-running]

per The Chart, this is a "Hell at the Bell":

[jackapediablog]

This is easily the most enduring thing I've ever made. Godspeed funny little jpeg. See you again soon

[bisexualwario]

[sandmandaddy69]

[kuromi-hoemie]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Killed this ant that came in the kitchen and the next day it came right back but it was holding a needle. Killed it again and it came back the next day wearing a cape and then I noticed I had a giant HP bar labeled KITCHEN BEHEMOTH and I was like man cmon dont call me that

[psych-is-the-name]

Your undodgeable bug-spray move is making it really hard to memorize your attack patern

[parkchanwoohoo]

I swear to god the other day I saw it parry a single drop of insecticide. It still died but that single drop hit my finger and I'm worried it's getting better

[kristina100000]

me in my imaginary interview where i just told everyone at EA to kill themselves for not wanting to fund the alice madness returns sequel

[astronomydaze]

[devilishdescent]

if she’s your girl then who am i? what year is it? why cant i remember anything…

[devilishdescent]

ugh… my head…

[devilishdescent]

well… no sense in waiting around. ive got to get out of this place. [stands up and you gain control of me] looks dangerous… i should try to find a weapon, just in case.

[calware]

i never could have expected that these words would be arranged in this way

[juice-boxy]

when the fatigue-out-of-nowhere-disorder causes you to get fatigued out of nowhere

[frogus]

"Nobody is coming to save you" WRONG! I am running late. I DO NOT have a HORSE!

[log6]

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

[luulapants]

Wait hold on what was that

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[amygdalae]

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

[toonlink1210]

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

[jeekoftheweek]

E, F, G, H... I... fuck what comes after I

the very next letter:

[evilscientist3]