Cow Teets

On a diet because I want my baby-daddy back.

[cowteets]

I’m less than 10 pounds away from Goal Weight 1… Please don’t let me f*ck it up now!

[cowteets]

1209-1459 calories per day, following the good ol’ Atkins diet, taking ephedrine daily and lifting weights 3 times per week. After years of feeling out of control, I’m losing weight steadily and loving what my body is doing.

[cowteets]

A perfect eating day so far. I pray to #SkinnySkyDaddy that I don’t ruin it all with another nighttime binge.

[anxeious]

[userinherownwrld]

Nia Long in Love Jones, 1997

[thegardenofbae]

The plot of the movie (to me) 🚮

The visual elements (to me) 🤩🎬

[cowteets]

Hope a shooting star goes by so I can wish to fit in these jeans.

[metamorphesque]

"Beautiful Losers", Leonard Cohen

[stuckinapril]

[cowteets]

Update: I’m still fat.

[soupscorners]

Got this cup yesterday, it triggers me. 🫶🏻☕️🐁

[cowteets]

Here we go again…

[cowteets]

[cowteets]

Took some before photos this week — front, back and side. The thought of snapping “after” photos is tremendously motivating.

[oatspo-deactivated20230205]

nothing beats going to bed knowing you stayed on plan and will wake up smaller ‹𝟥

[cowteets]

I’m still fat but my girlfriend’s thin. Feels like a win.

[haruharuz]

If you want to be her you need to start acting like her.

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

You have these lines you won't cross. But then you cross them. And suddenly you possess the very dangerous information that you can break the rule and the world won't instantly come to an end. You've taken a big, black, bold line and you've made it a little bit gray. And now every time you cross it again, it just gets grayer and grayer until one day you look around and you think, There was a line here once, I think.

— Taylor Jenkins Reid, Daisy Jones and The Six

[cowteets]

Years ago, I was vegan. Years ago, I was thin. Therefore

thin = vegan

and so I have returned to the vegan lifestyle in order to return to the thin existence.