Dead Dove Do Not Queef 💖

26, trans man, bi, he/him, they/them out for mayhem (arson), cat dad, terfs dni

[deaddovedonotqueef]

Mages want me

Templars fear me

I am not allowed within 300 feet of a chantry

[unpeeled-human]

special defense

does this count as anything ???is this art

[unpeeled-human]

im capping it at 59k notes. thats it. shows over everybody

[unpeeled-human]

im gonna have to draw them fucking each other at this point

[m3atbuff3t]

i coul dnever be the captain of a ship. everyday id be like third lieutenant ..... do a backflip lol

[zoesupreme]

[deaddovedonotqueef]

I am embracing being gay this pride month by getting into magic the gathering

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month

[orionporion]

actively tee-heeing

[chromaticrainarts]

Some Gyjo art I made last month

Can someone come pick up these cowboys? They're making a scene

[bewbin]

we got really close one time. monkey #44543 almost wrote Othello perfectly but decided to take some creative liberties in act 3 that were kinda shit so the other monkeys took his typewriter away

[kiefbowl]

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

[targetedknowledge]

[thememedaddy]

[ewaneneollav]

blows up a random stranger with a rocket launcher for no reason then falls to the ground weeping histrionically & receives the tender attention & support of everyone present

[jeekoftheweek]

[knightclubbing]

knight in a 2007 silver toyota prius

[mrknightside]

The knight IS the 2007 silver toyota prius

[rottenvampbat]

I don’t have any disorders these are all symptoms of being a vampire

[loveridden1999]

[theres-a-body-here]

Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny

Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.

"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.

You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:

I made a small drabble based on this

[fxdizzyie-deactivated20260219]

I had to draw it HELP