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Did you know? "Pp" actually stands for "pussy plops" which not also refers to penises but also tampons and the like.

#til #fascinating #trivia #fun facts #no cap #truth #i speak truth #your'e just scared #facts #based #pewdiepie

You know it's true love when you daydream about performing as 1998 Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer with them.

I hid Pizza dough in my adidas pants.

Using my mathbook to eat kiwis in my bed was an excellent, unique and very original idea.

Oh, sweet sweet irony

#boys #instagram #im stealing from insta #is that still a meme?#meme #humor #humorous #funny #ironic #irony #fate #men #boyhumor #boyshumor #girls vs boys #i dislike this #girls #high schooler

All forms of peeling potatoes are valid.

#cooking #potato #potatoes #potatos #validation #u are valid #haters be fumin #i dont have to do it with a knife DAD #aesthetic #meme #funny #serious #real rap #serious talk #me irl #shaming #dont tell me you were never shamed for your potato peeling #boomer

Why am I making playlists for fictional characters

#help #aesthetic #meme #fun time #playlist #music #obey me #im in too deep #me irl #relatable #fandom #self care #oh god

All these tiki toks about being or finding the "main character" when we all know that the main is NEVER that interesting🙃 he a blank slate, the side characters are the ones that get to have a personality.

#trend #tiktok #literature #vent?#aesthetic #meme #i didn't mean to write tiki #it was autocorrect #fits though #tropes #main character #author

Being dehydrated actually doesn't feel good after you got used to being hydrated :/

#aesthetic #water #self care #keep hydrated #hydration #H2O #actually #don't hydrate cause you won't be able to properly dehydrate #jk #drink you moron

I posted art on insta and another artist that I follow gave it a like. My dumb ass's first reaction was to go to their dm and write "what's wrong with you", I didn't hit send but geez 😩

#why #but why #me irl #im literally dumb #funny #haha funny #haha help #art #artist problems

It's my second school day in quarantine and I'm literally crying because of a math assignment that's due tomorrow (technically today). It's been over an hour and I couldn't even do the first question sksk.