The Land Of What Even

Complete randomness is the best description I have for you tbh.

[proudofphan]

me, going for a long car ride: yes I can listen to so much music

[cherryfrq]

i just saw a picture saying “dø or die” and it literally translates to die or die

[useless-swedenfacts]

#do u want to die in danish or english

[catsnuggler]

*Hamlet sweats nervously*

[cpecky897]

Did I mention I’m newly enGAYged? I’m gonna marry the love of my life.

[shitslytherinssay]

The 25 Days of Shit Slytherins Say (Season 2): #11

Hufflepuff: “Why do you always look so mad?”

Slytherin: “I can’t help it. I have resting Grinch face.”

[shitslytherinssay]

The 25 Days of Shit Slytherins Say (Year 3): #12

Just so we’re clear. The Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair and relatable.

[shitslytherinssay]

Shit Slytherins Say: #184

Slytherin: Listen, have I ever put you in an unsafe position?

Gryffindor: All of the time…

Slytherin: Then you should be used to it!

[shitslytherinssay]

The 25 Days of Shit Slytherins Say: #4

Gryffindor: “Why are you acting like the Grinch?”

Slytherin: “Why do you look like the Grinch?”

[ramblinroseculper]

REBLOG IF YOU ARE A SLYTHERIN, SUPPORT SLYTHERINS, OR ARE A GIANT SNAKE THAT KILLS PEOPLE BY MAKING EYE CONTACT

[laughinglistener]

Random Bookworm Insomnia Thought:

I really want SJM to write a short story in Rhysand’s perspective of the scene at the very end of ACOTAR when he realizes that Feyre is his mate. Then he winnows home for the first time in HALF A CENTURY and sees his family that he hasn’t seen in FOREVER, all while freaking the hell out that he has a mate.

I am DYING to know how they all reacted and what they all said. GIMME THAT REUNION SCENE.

[world-of-cats]

A crochet journey

[sakura-haruka]

Not to mention the pincers.

[anna-kendrickarchive]

[cozcat]

cedric:

[dreamwurks-deactivated20171118]

Previously on the show you’ve been watching for 3 days straight

[breakingisabella]

can u imagine carlisle and esme teasing each other over their age difference bc esme is techincally three years older than him even tho he’s like three centuries older than her like can u imagine esme being like “it’s okay, you’ll understand when you’re older” or calling him “kid” or carlisle being like “are u sure u don’t wanna sit down? like i know age can make u weary” LET THEM BE YOUNG AND FUNNY I’M BEGGING YOU

[masha-russia]

“Good night,” I whisper to the bow in my hand and feel it go still. I raise my left arm and twist my neck down to rip off the pill on my sleeve. Instead my teeth sink into flesh. I yank my head back in confusion to find myself looking into Peeta’s eyes, only now they hold my gaze. Blood runs from the teeth marks on the hand he clamped over my nightlock. “Let me go!” I snarl at him, trying to wrest my arm from his grasp. “I can’t,” he says.

[cpecky897]

Freaking love this collab currently. Can’t stop listening

[hogwartshousesincorrectquotes]

Slytherin: My mother didn’t raise a fool.

Gryffindor: She raised a psychotic cold-hearted bitch.

Slytherin: But not a fool.