☭ Eternal Suffering, Also Gay. ☭

the monstrous seven-eyed Badger of communism. they/them, 31, nightmare queermagedon. my tabletop blog, direbadger. check it out if you like D&D, Pathfinder, etc. my art blog, koboldgayfeather. It's a labor of love. my furaffinity, taxideinae, which is NSFW and honestly on hiatus.

[regal-bones]

The result of the art giveaway! Here's @cpt-bagel 's character, she has such a cool design and this was so fun to make!

[cpt-bagel]

that’s

my

GIRL!!!!

[federer7]

“I love you to death” on a seat of the abandoned Versailles theater. Beirut, Lebanon. November 26, 2013

Photo by Myriam Boulos

[thememedaddy]

[sailorscorpiovenus]

aliyahsinterlude on ig

[sailatina3]

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

[theyshapedlikefriends]

Tardigrade

[knightclubbing]

your knight's unending loyalty for you is kinda parasocial and lowkey problematic...

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[miketon]

[sloppystyle]

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

[thunderbottle]

he’s on his way

[dogposts]

[anonbeadraws]

today's warm up: some believe they are her true eyes in the statue, some, a donation from an ancient believer. The eyes move all the same.

[calvinandhobbescomic]

[justadreaminghufflepuff]

This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.

[transandrogyny--turtlebug]

I wish trans men were treated better

[temporalreplicsimile]

🌈rice🌈

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[hungwy]

He was tortured and beaten by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was beaten and punished by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was punished and pummelled by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was pummelled and tormented by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was tormented and injured by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was injured and hurt by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was hurt and broken by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was broken and damaged by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was damaged and harmed by the ogre

[fox-sama97]

He was loved and cuddled by the ogre as part of their BDSM aftercare

[hungwy]

Didn't happen. He was harmed and attacked by the ogre

[homunculus-argument]

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

[thekijs]

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

[weaselle]

yuh i was there, that's how it happened