A R S E B I S C U I T

[theday0fnight]

[raspatil-deactivated20201004]

where my daughter

[acoolguy]

he cookin

[t3sticles]

Boomers when they see someone with dyed hair

[hi-drunk-im-dad]

Me when I see someone with dyed hair

[victorious]

this belongs in every single museum on planet earth

[kinesthetiachomoromanticore-dea]

In an age where these are usually meme edits where they add like video game music and some sort of effect to a classic it’s really nice to have an unedited classic appear on your dash

[youngstero]

I’m at a wealthy middle-aged christmas party with my best friend a woman came up to me and said “you have to try the gouda” and I said “is it firm?” and she said “yes I wouldn’t have anything less” and we both threw our heads back and laughed and I’m still not sure why

[rosalui]

wheres that pic from parks and rec. you all know the one

[meso-mijali]

[tiefling-queer]

it’ll never fail to amaze me that chessex, the game dice company - like if you bought your first dice set from a game store/comic shop/card shop you most certainly bought a chessex set - has such an ugly and poorly designed website. it looks like they went out of business 15 years ago.

[vornskr]

i don’t know what’s better, the fact that they only sell five different things and felt like they needed a site map, the single uk location with the giant union jack, or simply the times new roman header which reads:

“The coolest dice on the planet.”  ™

[vornskr]

THEY HAVEN’T UPDATED THEIR WEBSITE IN TEN YEARS????

[vornskr]

my mistake, literally every single page you click on has a different copyright date. so far I’ve seen 2001, 2005, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2011, and most recently 2012. amazing. well done chessex.

[tiefling-queer]

BUT LANA HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO ORDER DICE?????

[vornskr]

you….you have to email them your order form. oh, gods. you…have to type your credit card information. into an email. so they can charge you seven dollars in shipping or 7% of the total order cost if it’s over $100. fuck. if you have questions about the cost of air shipping, you can fax them anytime. jesus christ. oh gods. fuck. fuck me up. chessex. the coolest dice on the planet.  ™

[zerofarad]

this is another reason why I let my friendly local store make my chessex orders for me

[thesongzebrabyonehtrixpointnever]

Me: The Chessex website isn’t real and can’t hurt me:

The Chessex website:

[queenqueso]

The best part is that this is literally by design

amazing

[patrickdiomedes]

oh my god

[sata-cable]

Wayneradiotv rude moments

[roselalonde]

[everythingfox]

“What happens when you have heated tile flooring”

(via)

[anarchblr]

PragerU getting owned on Twitter again

[kazoracht]

For people who allegedly hate communism they sure get publicly owned a lot

[princesskuragina]

Sometimes I think about lesbian icon renée vivien lauging so hard she had to leave a lecture bc the man was talking about how a book of anonymously published love poetry was the pinnacle depiction of a young man's desire towards women...... but it was her book. She wrote it. About her girlfriend.

[princesskuragina]

Worth noting the girlfriend in question was also present

Wild Heart, Suzanne Rodriguez

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

"Blah! It's me, the alien! I'm gonna getcha! I'm the alien!"

- the alien from Alien (1979)

[lesbian-toddhoward]

she never said this. stop spreading misinformation.

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

She was thinking it though.

[powerjock]

[maedaeme]

so today I drove past a traffic sign that said 'hey teens buckling up is totes yeet yo'

i wish i was joking but after we screamed a bit my brother attempted to get a picture as proof, failed, and ended up with this masterpiece that pretty much sums up the whole experience

[thecarvingwitch]

You mean this sign?

[hand-face-chan]

Missed opportunity for "Seatbelt safety; stay seated, not yeeted"

[i-saw-your-chanel-boots]

Stay seated, not yeeted

[lux-astralis]

the funniest thing is that they really weren't the impostor

[1eos]

[argonauticae]

amazing

look i have to bring this back because i want you all to take a moment to imagine being the guy who messed up his line so badly people are still laughing 2000 years in the future at your mistake

[vicholas]

[weepycat]

“what are your aspirations in life?”

[weepycat]

stop assuming i want to be clark in the clark/malfina relationship. what if i want to be the big titty goth witch with a small well-meaning connecticut husband? huh? you ever consider that?

[catsbeaversandducks]

Lisa who goes by the name @ostdrossel on Instagram has always been fascinated by nature and different bird types. So she came up with a brilliant idea: she uses a bird feeder cam, which consists of a camera box, a macro lens, and an attachable bird feeding platform. The camera is tiny and equipped with a motion sensor so that when a bird comes to eat, it photographs birds a non-intrusive way. 

Photos by Ostdrossel ™ 

Via Sad and Useless 

[zokso]

Say cheeseeeeee÷