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illustrator, and a popplio enthusiast 20+

[googlepliers]

Happy 21st of September!

[dollartreemagicalgirl]

tumblr dash simulator:

moot 1: I need him (picture of a middle aged blond man)

moot 2: lyrics in all caps

moot 3: insanely depressing vent post

random guy you followed for art: *the most bigoted shit you could possibly think of*

moot 1: oughhhhh,,,,,, he's so babygirl coded (another image of middle aged blond man)

moot 4: analysis of a minute detail from a fandom you're not in

moot 3: ok I'm normal now

moot 2: like fifteen reblogs about some band you've never listened to

moot 5: here's a drawing I kinda hate it's not very good, sorry (literally the best piece of art you've ever seen in your entire life)

tumblr bot: (porn no one wanted to see)

moot 6: someone should stab me homoerotically I think

random meme account that won't leave your dash: (badly captioned dog image from twitter)

[voice-of-illogical-sense]

[flagellant]

this is what a Bodhisattva is

[alexaloraetheris]

Oh, literally!

[death-to-usa]

[death-to-usa]

Everyone in the notes:

[notahorseindisguise]

do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo evew say someting and den tink “wow dis isn’t even a bit!! im just wike dis UwU”

This post has been UwU-ified!

[notahorseindisguise]

i feel dirty after reading that

[post-uwuifier]

do yoo need a scwubby wubby? OwO

[notahorseindisguise]

i think i do need a scwubby wubby to be honest but not from you

[post-uwuifier]

When is it my turn to be happy.

[balzabul]

chopped judge: as delicious as this prawn reduction is I can’t help but feel that your soul is absent from your movements, and that your entire life is but a performance

chopped chef: thank you chef

[danoriddler]

top 3 moments in queer cinema:

1) salò being put on an lgbt film rec list

2) trans being the first word on screen in the matrix

3) tom hardy "of course ive had gay sex im an actor"

[clairenovvak]

a 12 year old girl would make a pact with a demon just to have two different colored eyes. why did spn never touch on this

[sherlockisactuallyagaysname]

[freak60000-moved-to-uniduck600]

beautiful fat bitches everywhere

[freak60000-moved-to-uniduck600]

meant to say butches. this one’s for everybody now

[ireniggg]

I fuck wit title-only text posts. this shit is like talkin in an apartment hallway loud as fuck out the window

[etains]

something terrible and monstrous is inside me [being in my 20s]

[grecoromanyaoi]

i recommend every history student to play the appropriate assassin’s creed game before starting to learn about a subject bc it makes everything 10000% funnier like. hey. i know this guy. he had an unresolved yet undeniable homoerotic sexual tension with my favorite video game man. what’s he doing here.

[cqink]

i am going to bite smth why are there still so many bot accounts following me

[cqink]

IT KEEPS HAPPENING BROOO LEAVE ME ALONE 😭😭😭

[cqink]

hmm

[cqink]

i am going to bite smth why are there still so many bot accounts following me

[damazcuz]

i'm gonna go home and draw

ⓘ Misinformation check: He's not going to draw when he gets home. This user is known for often lying about this.

hey man what the fuck. untrue

ⓘ Misinformation check: This user has not drawn in weeks.

dude come on

ⓘ Misinformation check: He doesn't remember how to.

[cqink]

wtf tumblr shows who you’re mutuals with in notifs now? thats... weird