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🧡🇨🇦 🇵🇸| pile of sand and centipedes | my pronouns are whatever you put your mind to

[catlaila]

you can see the exact moment ally clocks the worthystreet yaoi potential before locking the fuck in to give the people what they want

[wizard-loving-wizard]

every purpee citizen that meets darkness man:

[unseenbox]

At this current rate, Madelaine will have the entire sapphic population of Purpee in her polycule by May

[one-1-eye]

[dimension20memes]

There's no ramp on that roof.

[rrat-king]

thier dynamic fascinates me

[biria8]

They're gonna kill everyone on that council. Roofus, you're in danger, girl.

[warren-keplers-funk-band]

they're in deepak and cornelio's bedroom

[cr4btimes]

actually i understand zaeth sometimes i also wear jeans and jest with no shirt and get like that about the cold war and am transgender and bisexual in nature (which he is)

[chungledown-bimothy]

is bigfoot going to space? or perhaps making weapons of mass destruction?

[themeaningthemeaningthe]

best quote of the adventuring party

[warren-keplers-funk-band]

in his feels about the cold war

i cannot overstate how important it is to me the idea that zaeth exclusively wears women's low rise jeans with tiny little pockets that he can't fit his hands in. my headcanon

[wisconsonptoad]

the coterie threatening purpee city council after befriending bigfoot like:

[cr4btimes]

i was so ready for them to reveal that the weed operation was bigfoot i’m shocked . after all he is the chillest cryptid to get high with

[nightvaleofficial]

[edelweiss-buttons]

Bigfoot:

is a master of the art of kumite

(is so fucking flexible)

told everyone’s loved ones that they loved them

kickboxed government agents (& that one construction worker) to death

kicked zacky lee maple so hard in the chest that his bones shot into his heart and out of his back and he died

might be loose now?

seemed pretty solid

chilled out because of the megalopodarian frequency (and could be loose now)

must’ve invented kumite, is probably the source

just seems like he can find ‘ya

probably an okay guy

showed up and a bunch of people died and disappeared (could be pinned for it)

there’s something like a god in him, could be empowered by more reverence

[chefboy-argirl]

This moment gave off the vibe of one thing : Heated Rivalry