Anybody wanna come get some?

{ Maca - 22 } prog rock enthusiast - animal lover - bi

[sophsun1]

Morticia being a Debbie Jellinsky stan 💕

Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[gayvampyr]

this might be a hot take but i actually don’t think humans were meant to know what is going on in everyone’s lives all over the world every second of the day and constantly be available for conversations or collaborations or call-ins for work and texts and phone calls and social media posts without end. i think we were supposed to just help the people around us and spend time with our family and friends and eat yummy bread and berries and relax

[valtsv]

i can't vibe with anyone who thinks icarus was an ignorant idiot for flying too close to the sun. "oh i'd never do that i would have remembered my father's warning and been fine". do you seriously think that after years of imprisonment, feeling the sun on your face and the open air beneath your wings, you would be able to focus on anything but the joy of being alive and free? do you actually think that if you were given the opportunity to go where nobody has never been before, you wouldn't want to push it to the limit? to dare to be the first to try what no one else has ever even thought possible? do you honestly think you're too good for your own human nature? look me in the eyes and tell me if i strapped a pair of wings to your back that could take you wherever you wanted to go whenever you pleased that you'd be careful and sensible about it. you are not better than icarus just because you have the benefit of his example.

[valtsv]

[rohirric-hunter]

“You are not better than Icarus just because you have the benefit of his example” go off

[neil-gaiman]

Why do you use tumbrl as your main social media? Is not a bit outdated and filled with weird ppl?

Very much so! It's definitely outdated and filled with weird people. But I'm afraid it has some downsides as well.

[evilvarric666-archive]

Dad passed this lady her drink and she said "thank you sir... Well I guess I'm not allowed to say sir anymore... Since it's a pronoun!" and he literally just looked at her like this 😐

[evilvarric666-archive]

He's now very worriedly asking me if he "looks like a conservative".

[milfsisyphus]

revisiting a piece of media that made you so unwell in the past is just like [touches hot stove] ah yes my old friend the hot stove [sizzling and scorching smell]

[estres-y-strass]

fleabag season two (2019)

[fucking-monday-and-thursday]

[kelasparmak-deactivated20260114]

breakdown cancelled, guy in [shop redacted] gave me a discount on my plants ‘just cause’ and then didn’t scan half my other shit either. i was like ‘oh you missed–’ and he goes ‘discount innit’. i think maybe he just hated his job but also possibly humans are good and long story short i’m not mentally ill any more.

[ouroborosmotifs]

how am i supposed to relax when there are things

[dormouseking]

pretty sexy of me to keep going despite each day being more unbearable than the last

[therealhamster]

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

[thespongebobsquarepantsmovie]

just to be clear i am 100% pro-choice i support anyone who gets an abortion no matter the reason and no matter how many they already had or will have because bodily autonomy is a human right and i have no patience for people who believe it is not

[boethiah]

no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s

[sinoo-chan]

i’m sorry i liked the post u made 19 seconds ago

[airsignz]

“and how do you know the bride?” we’re mutuals on tumblr

[wormliness]

please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)