you know that one drug PSA where that girl comes home and her dog starts talking to her like “you’re not you when you’re high. I don’t like you when you’re high because getting high makes you a loser.”? if my cats had the ability to talk to me when I came home high they’d be like “get high as fuck. we love it when you get high as fuck and sit with us on the floor and give us treats and play toys with us.”




















