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Briar here. Pretty boring person. Coffee enthusiast, cat admirer, meme loving fuck, certified queer, origami specialist. Twenty-three, they/them pronouns Effanineffable, baby. ((Please talk to me I love friendship I swear I'm fun to talk to)) Light of my life (aka my lovely and suspiciously multi-talented girlfriend who you should definitely follow)

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[getupoffyourcassbutt]

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

[fiberglasscotttoncandy]

[kirishimaeriko]

eikichi for @cranebowexplosives ! thanks so much for your patience… I hope colour somewhat makes up for the wait, and I hope you like her !

[jacquescamatte-deactivated20180]

Like I get that if you’re not a trans woman “terf” is mostly just a cute inconsequential insult for you to meme with like haha terf bangs and silly puns!!! meanwhile they’re still going around outing us and doxing us and shit. glad it’s become this generic feminist branded insult though where you can literally call trans women terfs and pretend like that makes sense

[enjolraaaa]

HEY RPC, LISTEN UP.

the U.S. holocaust memorial museum has a kickstarter to raise $250K to preserve, catalog, translate, and publish the diaries of holocaust victims and survivors. without exaggeration, we are the last generation who will be able to actually talk face-to-face with survivors, so preserving these diaries is CRUCIAL. with anti-semitism and holocaust denial on the rise, firsthand accounts like these diaries are a powerful thing to have. 

this is the FIRST TIME these diaries will be published online, and there are over 200 of them. more info is on the kickstarter page, including an estimated timeline of their progress and some examples of the stories they have in their possession.

if you’ve got a couple bucks to spare, please consider donating. 

either way, please reblog and spread the word. i can’t stress enough – especially now – how vital this project is. 

[staraptor]

ppl with low or no empathy arent monsters lmao… u dont need empathy to have a moral compass? like we all grew up on the same damn planet getting told the same basic rules so we all understand the difference between right and wrong. just bc we can’t relate to someones emotional experience doesn’t mean we think murder is okay or some shit. @ neurotypicals get over urselves

[timecowboy]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

[evangeline-elena-deactivated201]

so casual i love it

[thedevoteddemon]

a sleepover with jc and the boys

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

[cranebowexplosives]

What the hell the new Pokémon is Harsh

[onlytwitterpics]

[luxwing]

GAMING NEWS !!

expensive

[boredpd]

a minor inconvenience: *happens* me:

[nemurinbeam-deactivated20231218]

[lizardsister]

NO

[gantai-deactivated20220813]

bee movie but every time they say “bee” youtube becomes a step closer to becoming a cyber-dystopia

[subsiding]

My GPA won’t matter when I’m in hell

[arcadeigannon]

kids, when you’re choosing your college schedule, you’ll hear a voice saying “just take the 8AM class. it won’t be that bad. you’ve done it for this long” that’s the devil talking

[tea-and-vellichor]

Tamora Pierce. One of my all time favorite authors.

[jupitersmusings]

i want this on my grave