Samus Crankpork’s Pork Crankery

[pusheen]

[sayakakurara]

STARDOM in KOBE: May 30, 2026

[ansitru]

And for the lady, perhaps a fucking break? 💆‍♀️

[ansitru]

Of course. 🙂‍↕️

[drchucktingle]

tough but fair

[stealingpotatoes]

happy pride month <3

(commission info // tip jar!)

[plain-flavoured-english]

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

[plain-flavoured-english]

Excuse me???

[ruffboi-mags]

you are right and you should say it.

[instantduckninja]

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[koyoriin]

kaede // FFXIV comm for sentou!

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[dramatic-dolphin]

they found a lil orphaned wildcat kitten in the forest again and i want to show u guys this very important picture of her:

[thememedaddy]

[depsidase]

[cherrystar777-deactivated202604]

[niurd]

instagram.com/p/DWzJdfYDTMG/

[bbybluemochi]

[oc] more vampire!cotton 🦇🖤

[skelotan]

Dedicated to my cat, who is very vocal about my bed time.

PATREON

[catsofyore]

🥹 Postcard from my collection, mailed 1941.

[batbetbitbotbut]

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

[batbetbitbotbut]

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

[introvertia]

Pizza, serves 8, yes I 8 it all.