Cranky AF

Charlie - They/them - 20 - Formerly danieldreamxx

[weaver-z]

I think that the Hamilton musical is objectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man's memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey's paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.

[happiebirdie]

you don't control who lives who dies who tells your story

[uwugenides]

[fuckyeahelijahwoodfan]

From dominic monaghan insta😍

They all look so happy 😊

[msilverstar]

Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Dominic Monaghan, Billy Boyd, at a dinner table in Orlando May 2022

[screenshotsofdespair]

[cumaeansibyl]

fuck I left mine in the jar by the door

[armandgender]

first ever person to have to come out as straight

[quinnmorgendorffer]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

i like how we invented our own use for the tag system. “these are for finding similar posts” nah these are messages i wrote with the invisible ink pen i got from the book fair that i leave for my friends

[what-even-is-thiss]

Which new white boy with fluffy brown hair are the teen girls obsessed with these days I can’t keep up

[what-even-is-thiss]

These dudes keep emerging randomly from the swamps and I have mild face blindness I can’t keep track they literally all look the same to me I’m sorry I don’t know which factory makes them

[friendly-neighborhood-wizard]

*tears open scroll, squints* i believe it’s andrew garfield again, sire.

[what-even-is-thiss]

What? Again? He’s like 38.

[lvlnarrative]

His hair is still fluffy.

[nifrequerne]

I often wonder what happened to authors of unfinished fanfictions.

[everyoneinspaceisgay]

I hope they’re having a nice life

[ts-virgil-angst]

we absolutely are not and that unfinished fic haunts us to this day

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if that unfinished fic haunts you to this day

[unbotheredmuse]

[twitblr]

Dormant Predators

[cypresscapers]

[loueejii]

This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20.

[ocean-again]

reblog for that last bit to save a life

[gsremade]

how you write your fanfics: an alignment chart

[catchymemes]

Boyfriend photobombs girlfriend with engagement ring for a Month without her knowing

[recommend]

Butterfly Lands on Dad’s Hand During Tribute to Daughter Who Had Died

[uhlexis]

[tartts]

me, with a vague plot idea, 1 (one) character name, and an outline that consists of mostly question marks:

[veryfunnymemes]

[cloaca-entries]