Must obey the taco man

Random shit by a random guy

[sadtit-deactivated20160618]

*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly

[coldtake]

[craola-craion]

Who says drugs can't be my self care?

[craola-craion]

Help, maybe?

I'm suicidal. I'm a father. I'm a boyfriend, a son, a nephew, a grandson, but none of that gives me the will to live. I do the bare minimum in life to get by while I'm around people who support me financially and emotionally so even if I don't earn everything I'll still get everything. I was a lousy loner in school, I didn't care and didn't try. I never got a job until I needed to and even then only after months of hounding. But now I barely make anything, sell my life, come home in a mental state I can't compare....i don't know what to do and I don't know if I can genuinely keep up with this charade. I try to focus on others and never myself but even that's leading to "They'll be fine, if I go they'll be taken care of" and everyday I feel myself losing everything.

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[virfujiwara]

Me @ me

[craola-craion]

I just smoke my pain,

All these problems in my face

I just smoke them all away

I just smoke my pain

From this world I feel away

Thank God I got Mary Jane

I just smoke my pain.

Odd Squad Family

[adhighdefinition]

growing up without a fidget toy moodboard

[paint-it-over]

[kawaiijohn]

reblog if you think

is better than

[rubykgrant]

(the size isn’t the issue… it is the impossible physics of the clothing)

[browsedankmemes]

[werewolf-cuddles]

OH MY GOD IT’S HIM

[dead-0n-main-deactivated2021101]

I know everyone’s talking about how the cast of Danny Phantom is full of gay and trans characters exclusively to piss of Butch Hartman but let us not forget, Butch’s bread and butter, Fairly Odd Parents…

Timmy’s parents were 100% sure that Timmy was going to be a girl before he was born, as seen in the episode Secret Origin of Denzel Crocker.

Cosmo seems to be the only other one in the know about this, and has baby pictures of Timmy in a dress on hand

Then, in the episode The Boy Who Would Be Queen…

When Wanda does, inevitably, transform Timmy into a girl to teach him a lesson…

Cosmo immediately panics.

AND in the episode “It’s a Wishful LIfe” when Timmy wishes he never existed…

The Turners have a daughter instead.

In conclusion:

Timmy Turner is trans and used the power of one of his fairy godparents to wish that everyone in his life completely forget that he was born and raised female for a portion of his life, including his parents and his other fairy godparent.

[w0wls]

Share to make butch hartman mad he accidentally keeps making characters trans

[lizardbros-deactivated20190210]

[diggly]

ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

[alwaysabeautifullife]

@hissaltandlight

[miskwaadesiwag]

@saintkinzie

[jessicacti]

[craola-craion]

I can't say how many girls I knew that wanted this phone

[swiftispunk-deactivated20241031]

isn’t it weird how it’s already february but it’s also only february

[thenextjenneration83]

I see this post every February and it always fucks me up

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

HELL WORLD OH MY GOD

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

FBI is really just straight up developing Trojan horse apps now

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

[craola-craion]

Eh

Meh.

[craola-craion]

What really grinds my gears

Earbuds/earphones that won't stay in.

I have you to enjoy my music while i work and I can't stay calm if all you EVERR do is SLIDE OUT OF MY EAR ANYTIME I MOVE MY HEAD. Keep that up and I'll have to replace you.

Anyways anyone know a good way to fire an inanimate objects? Asking for a friend.