tell me I'm funny

Sometimes I forget that I'm an adult now

[gahdamnpunk]

She didn’t have to flex this hard 😤😤

[heavenoutside]

[baapi-makwa]

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

[oldblogarchived]

doorbell: *rings*

me:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “she has naturally red hair”

screen adaptation:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “she has naturally curly hair”

screen adaptation:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “red hair, freckles”

screen adaptation:

[spite-cadet]

Book: “she was black”

Movie adaptation:

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Book: She was asian

Movie:

[lolipoploveify]

[shadovvlurking]

Mechanical pencil discourse:

These are the good ones

[shadovvlurking]

These? Awful wobbly hell sticks.

[scoutkln]

what about these

[askroukemonone]

how about this? 

[shadovvlurking]

Both of these are good too but the bottom ones are expensive as fuck

[toonsylvania]

👀 ?

[shadovvlurking]

Those classify as the first ones they are good

[thisisnakesblog]

what about everyones favorite?

[shadovvlurking]

THOSE ARE DISGUSTING HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

[radicalrobo]

those last ones shatter if anyone within 10 feet of you even thinks that they might maybe need something to write with

[rubyzoisite]

Hey OP

[shadovvlurking]

this is the worst addition, thanks

[meanplastic]

the spiders in my house watching me put up spider webs as halloween decorations

[feshpince-deactivated20201109]

cultural appropriation strikes yet again

[chrismaggio]

[squidwurd]

all around me are familiar faces

worn out places

worn out faces

[pukicho]

[kiyokospeaks]

The more I see of Eric Andre the more I’m convinced he is some chaotic neutral trickster god sent to the mortal plane to torment us

[becausebirds]

A perfect duet.   [source]

[nudygoon]

[mishacolins]

Unknown number: *calls me*

Me (while staring down at my phone): can you please not do that

[itsagifnotagif]

Too much internet today

[ifailateverythingonearth]

Careful not to drop those dildos, Butterfingers.

[3rd-eye-boy]

BUT WHY DID YOU CROP THE WORST PART?

[dragoneki]

“this job requires you to have a full drivers license” just say you hate gay people op

[lindsaychrist]

do yall really not drive…

[saiasus]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]