Craptons Of Crazy

I'm just your average dad trying to be body positive

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

[kyloreybans-deactivated20160107]

I scrolled passed then I felt guilty

[ericazcrown]

Same.

[one-scumbag-to-another-deactiva]

I’ll never scroll past 

[msclover32]

All day everyday 😍

[tootsied-deactivated20130628]

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

[craptonsofcrazy]

I prefer lukewarm

[versacetbh-blog]

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

[viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105]

NPC Energy

[boudicca]

me: i am so stupid… genuinely illiterate. i am the dumbest bitch alive

someone: you’re stupid

me: Einstein Wants What I Have

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[stand-up-gifs]

[shoeboxgoblin]

Wonder Woman was a great movie for equal opportunity eye candy.

Straight guys and gay girls can enjoy gal gadot in armor.

Gay guys and straight girls can enjoy a mostly naked Chris pine

Bi/pan people get to enjoy both

And if you’re ace like me, well. She threw a tank with her bare hands, and that’s as good as it gets

[illogical-bullshit]

I really like this post.

[semitallmuffin]

@twin-fox

[danger]

[justbadpuns]

Why do people with foot fetishes never win? Because they like the taste of defeat

[junkazama]

[craptonsofcrazy]

me: alright, i've got a few hours to myself. should i read, write, draw, play some video games...

executive dysfunction: you're going to scroll through tumblr until you have to go to sleep

executive dysfunction: you're not even going to like it.

[melonmemes]

Such a good song. Follow melonmemes on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/realmelonmemes

[9060x]

[sexysuggestion]

give me the look that says “just wait until we’re alone”

[moan-s]

[kruel-kid]

[arabwife]

I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first

[craptonsofcrazy]

sitting on furniture that's meant to be sat on: alright

sitting on grass: good

sitting on the floor: Very Good

sitting on a table: !! Good!! so good

sitting on a countertop: G R E A T