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Kimmy: 26, Colombian, New York, Blogs about Feels, Photos, and Fandoms

[maralie-deactivated20211111]

business email glossary

[humorstaff]

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press “send”

thanks for your interest: why’d you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i’ve done all i’m willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you’re too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn’t my problem

i’m copying in my colleague: this isn’t my problem and i am thrilled about it

i’ll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i’ll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i’m hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i’m not mad at you

thanks!!: please don’t be mad at me

thanks!!!: i’m crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i’m already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you’re an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don’t care what you think

[ussfriendship]

Per my last email: I already outline this and I have proof.

Looping in…: you aren’t listening to me, maybe you’ll listen to them.

There is a lot to unpack here: yikes.

Just wanted to follow up: fucking answer me.

I wanted to get your thoughts on this: help me, please, I am dying here.

Let’s take this offline: there are seventy people on this chain, you aren’t getting it, and I don’t want to embarrass you.

I’ll take this offline: there are seventy people on this chain, I’m not getting it, and I don’t want to be embarrassed.

[anarchy-kisses]

Hi, welcome to super market, did you find everything okay?

yes I did thank you for serving our country

[benetnash]

smooth criminal

[tamakid]

SANRIO X BNHA 

finally finished this! long time coming but I’m super happy with it! 

tell me what you guys think of the combinations!  fun fact this collab actually happened in real life a couple months ago! 

[luckysevenart]

post-canon realness

(edit: go check out @deliciouspeach, thats were i got most of the outfits from!)

[tshifty]

sometimes i just want to laugh at how absurd everything is. like, jeff bezos has enough money to literally end the war in yemen. he could literally end it. nearly any celebrity in the world has the money to fix the flint water crisis. like there is a handful of rich people who, if they just put their money where their fucking mouths were, could solve so many problems. but they dont!!! they just buy another house, or a car, or a company where they don’t pay their workers fair wages so they can get richer. it’s just!!!!!!! sometimes i want to laugh bc it’s so absurd and this is why we say eat the rich. 

[wrong-person-deactivated2020051]

[fleurjardin]

[munette]

Carnations for the sweetest boi, Kirshima :3

[gahdamnpunk]

THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT

[bbunit]

I was the first person to trust you. Remember back in Ba Sing Se?

[solidsnake]

[ninetiesgrungekid]

Gigantmax Meowth

[batou]

This  2016 i will:

Realize stuff

Realize things

[whatyou-know]

Three years later and I’m still not done with this task

[corsolanite]

Wow it looks like everything we’ve seen so far for Sword & Shield indicates a lot of QOL improvements where taken into consideration while making these games which is awesome in my book. 👏🏾

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

I believe every cat is born with an art history degree

[fablefire]

‪It’s Tuesday!‬